A Hellen Keller Moment is when you go full retard(never go full retard). When you forget something really simple, or have a "Brain Fart". If you have "selective hearing", that is a good example of this.
Teacher: Jimmy, what is 2+3?
Jimmy:Uuhh, 74.
Teacher: No Jimmy, it's 5.
Jimmy:Sorry teach, I had a Hellen Keller Moment.
Jimmy:Uuhh, 74.
Teacher: No Jimmy, it's 5.
Jimmy:Sorry teach, I had a Hellen Keller Moment.
by MaxBossBaker2 June 21, 2017
When someone (usually early in the morning) lets lose a silent but deadly fart. There after the persons partner who is then sleeping soundly in the bed with them, is awoken silently by the horrendous smell and looks up only to find the offender staring blankly back at them.
I was in a deep peaceful sleep when suddenly I was jolted out of my sleep by a terrible odor. I looked up and found that my partner had just given me a Helen Keller Alarm Clock.
by tedman 96 December 07, 2011
by Dave Berkowsky October 01, 2007
Verb; when you wake up but you do
not open your eyes and you have an
erection so you start masturbating
and right when you ejaculate you open
your eyes and all you see is
magic,sparkledust, and semen so in
one precise there is an action of
cumming,flipping your sheets, and
what is equivalent to a young baby
sheep opening its eyes into a beautiful
world for the first time.
not open your eyes and you have an
erection so you start masturbating
and right when you ejaculate you open
your eyes and all you see is
magic,sparkledust, and semen so in
one precise there is an action of
cumming,flipping your sheets, and
what is equivalent to a young baby
sheep opening its eyes into a beautiful
world for the first time.
by PussySlayer69420 September 28, 2014
A step up from the Ray Charles Challenge.
The act of smoking loud (kush) and boxing out until you cant see anymore or hear because of the loud weed.
The act of smoking loud (kush) and boxing out until you cant see anymore or hear because of the loud weed.
That Hellen Keller Challenge had me going blind and deaf!
by Corey Gunz August 17, 2011
When one takes food off of another person´s plate without permission. Also known as to pull a Helen Keller
by Esteban229 April 17, 2011
When a you are having sex with a girl from behind and you tap her on the shoulder; when she turns her head to look you shoot a wad of jizz in her ear and then punch her in the eye. (Thereby leaving her deaf and blind—but only in one ear and one eye.)
by Big Footed Whore June 25, 2009