Kevin

Boner head face ass

Person:woah did u see Kevin last night?!
Girl:yeah his hair was weird,kinda looked like a trolls characters hair...
Person:you mean boner head face ass.

by Mrella May 10, 2018

Kevin

An annoying boy with a small penis . Has a lot of hair and smells pretty bad . Suffers from body thatmorphia and fat fuckositis .

Don’t be a kevin

by Dk8686 May 21, 2020

Kevin

A dumb guy who always finds himself in some sort of trouble he never has a solution to his problems but apparently is a fucking genius with other people's problems don't interact with this guy he'll just get you roped into his problems

Guy: Did you here that Kevin tried to fight 3 guys

Girl: Did he win

Guy: No he got his ass kicked

Girl: That dumbass

by Im just kevin March 23, 2020

Kevin

Kevin is a huge douche and bullies people when he’s young he will end up sad and lonely and depressed in the future

Gosh have you heard of the new kid he’s a Kevin

by Kevin is a jerk!!!!!! October 5, 2019

Kevin

Kevin is To uncontrollably shit your pants. It is hard to be a Kevin because you have to hide all of your shit stained underwear and pants. It sucks to be a Kevin and shit yourself all of the time.

Holy fuck! I can't stop shitting myself! Just call me Kevin!

by jstoru October 27, 2019

Kevin

The son of a Karen

basically a bitch that cheers on mom after she is yelling a MacDonald managers after getting to few fries

Person 1: Did you see Kevin with Joe watching Karen shout at that manager.
Person 2: Yeah Kevin is such a bitch
Person 3: wait who's Joe?
Person 1 and Person 2: *evilly laugh*

by Unknown Avacado June 22, 2020

Kevin

Kevin is the type of guy who is perfect to date. While you’re down and feeling blue Kevin will always put a smile to your face. He’s someone you fall in love with, with his sarcasm and his cuteness and his tendency of bringing up jokes from a Popular Tv show. He knows how to hold you and kisses you just right. He is a good listener and gives you a type of spark and feeling in your tummy that you love every time you see him. At first he keeps the conversations small, but when you get to know him you’ll find a smile on your face every time you’re around him. He’s fine as fuck and is the perfect person to talk to. He’ll make sure you feel safe and comfortable with him. His personality has flaws, but if you’re the right person for him you would love all of those imperfections and things that make you mad. You can’t stay mad at him because someone like him you have to keep forever.

“I was sad before but Kevin made me happy again!”

by Lillyluckenberg October 24, 2018