Julian

If you have this name you Have a 1-2 inched penis

Girl:wow thats small
Julian:Well they dont call me Julian gor nothing

by Dr.smarone098 July 31, 2017

Julian

French guy that smells bad and doesn’t know how to control his friends. Stay away at all costs, does not use deodorant ever. Vapes too.

That guy smells like a Julian 🤮

by 🙃5318008🙃 February 1, 2020

Julian Casablancas

He sings for the phenomenal band The Strokes with a distinctive rasping voice, a genius writer. Said to be very shy of the media. Son of John Casablancas.

Julian Casablancas has puppy-dog eyes.

by Rakkel December 6, 2003

Julian Casablancas

1.- Singer of The Strokes, a new band with a fresh sound, one of the few really worth it nowadays.
2.- Really hot guy...beautiful sexy eyes, more than just kissable mouth...sexy bottom & thighs :)
He made me feel like watching MTV again...he´s like the James Dean of the 2000´s...

Julian Casablancas proves men my age can be hot & fun without being boring

by Barbara January 7, 2004

Julian Ruiz

This triflin' colombian mothafucka with expired green card livin' in mama's basement. He's white as fuck but calls all his beaner friends "ma g" "ma nigga" and is fucking obsessed with Taco Bell, his fat fuckin ass Will fuck anything he sees and likes to internet hoe it up with fat black hoodrat bitches.

Him: "wat up ma g wats good u lookin to get it in ma nigga"
You: "Shut the fuck up poser ass Julian Ruiz"

by Mista Bunny September 24, 2011

Julian Smith

Can only be described as totally awsome. Is a name for any body you look up to or want to be. Is also the only human form of Chuck Norris.

ex.

I want to be just like Julian Smith.

by flurpel November 26, 2010

Julian Barratt

Tall hunky northener usually found with the man lady electro poof Noel Fielding and stars as the character Howard Moon opposite Noel Fielding's Vince Noir in The Mighty Boosh.

Janet:Oh my god was that Julian Barratt.
Jane:Yes now get off me.
Janet: I love him I must tell him.
Jane: He's got a girlfriend and kids.
Janet: The restraining order say's no but his eyes his tiny little eyes they say yes.
Jane:Wow you seem to have finally lost it.

by Alicia3000 March 9, 2008