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australian jousting

2 men competing to insert their penis in the others rectum
Guy#1 "Dude why are you walking like that"
Guy#2 "my dad beat me in Australian Jousting last night"
by ScrotumStrangler June 24, 2022
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Olympic Jousting

When a man and a man are nude and they run at each other, and whoever gets hit with the other man's penis first gets buttfucked
Trevin and i are going to practice our Olympic jousting later
by TaterThot23 September 14, 2022
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Urban jousting

When two (male) hobos run towards one another at top speed with their erect genitalia pointed in the direction of the other in an adversarial manner with the intent to injure or main the other in a display of dominance.
Look at that display of urban jousting on the street corner. Someone is going to get hurt.
by Yolofactor6 April 17, 2021
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jousting cock

When two men run at each other, waving their dicks, and try to knock each other with them.
Damn, Jason has a real nice jousting cock, he knocked me down within 10 seconds.
by hyphrr January 18, 2018
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one handed jousting

One handed jousting is the solo act of a male human self-pleasuring though the act of masturbation.
"Bet you were one handed jousting that image of Tanya last night."
by Farfox5 November 7, 2014
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Butt Jousting

When u jab ur penis in a girls asshole
Olga: U like ass play?
Chaz: yeah I’ve been know to dabble in some butt jousting
by Fuckthatnoise October 14, 2021
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joust

To compete closely for superiority
He had to joust to win
by shark opinions April 16, 2018
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