peter jones 

Peter jones is a nice guy who tries to hard. He is a fuckboi, and doesn't treat his friends well. Most of the time he is funny and a good friend, but will desert you the second he thinks he has a chance of making out with someone.

Don't hate Peter Jones a lot of people already do.

If only he hadn't turned into a Peter Jones.

peter jones by VioletSparks May 30, 2016

Poynter-Jones 

Derived from Danny Jones & Dougie Poynter of McFLY fame, coupling the pair's last names together.

It is a term used for 'slash' when one is writing a fan fiction about the pair.

Is sometimes shortened to 'Pones'.

Claire: "I wrote some awesome Poynter-Jones porn last night, wanna read?"

Taylor: ZOMG DANNY AND DOUGIE SEX YEYYYY

Poynter-Jones by Claire Thackray January 29, 2009

maurice jones-drew 

At 5'7" 212 lbs, the halfback Maurice Jones-Drew has become widely accepted as one of the best 2nd round picks of the 2006 NFL Draft. Currently playing for the JAX Jaguars, MDJ ran for 13 touchdowns and 941 yards off 166 carries, at an average of 5.7 yards per carry in his rookie season, despite only starting one game, playing the rest behind Fred Taylor. He also got 436 yards receiving, including 2 receiving TD's. He returned 31 kicks at an average of 27.7, with one touchdown.

Maurice Jones-Drew is too small to have an impact at HB in the NFL...it worked at college but- oh crap he's great i'd best shut up

maurice jones-drew by Jonny.07 January 17, 2007

Reverse Davy Jones 

noun- An event (usually a kiss or sexual experience)that is so bad, you have to repeat it again (with another person) just to erase the bad memory from your mind/body.

(from the Brady Bunch when Davy Jones kisses Marcia and she says "I'll never wash this cheek again!")

Also See 'Davy Jones'

I can't believe I ever had sex with Jimmy! Gross out! I'm gonna have to pull a reverse Davy Jones tonight at the bar and erase that disgusting memory.

Reverse Davy Jones by A Peeples September 29, 2008

George Jones 

A popular country singer.

George Jones is a country singer. I like him.

George Jones by Russ Man August 26, 2005

Indiana Jones 

The baddest mother fucker in all of the land. Can dodge big ass rocks, fist-fight nazis, babysit asian children, ride huge fucking elephants, swim sewers, fuck bitches, and get hitlers autograph. Nonetheless, he is a bitch when it comes to snakes.

"Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?" -Indiana Jones

Indiana Jones by One bad mamajama January 19, 2015

adam jones 

adam jones is the hottest guy alive. he is a member of the SM6 band. unfortunately, he is held hostage by another member of the band. u can find his tik tok @sm6. he listens to our requests to wear a beanie and vans. only a short time before we turn him into a skater boy. #saveadam

i love the tik tok star rock band star adam jones from sm6

adam jones by Kween Kelly May 28, 2020