The thicc johnny

when johnny's ass explodes because owen put a fucking explosive device in it

"Did you hear that owen pulled a thicc johnny?" The Thicc Johnny

by skxeptikz January 11, 2021

Johnny Chai

Small Asian man who likes mobile games and Rust.

dude look its johnny chai,

Bruh hes playing clash royale

by chcickenman234 April 8, 2022

Johnny Disco

A contemporary printmaker and artist; BFA from Illinois State University, MFA from University of Washington.

Johnny Disco is a contemporary printmaker living and working in the US.

by fancy spatula March 21, 2009

Johnny-Jackmo

A person who will waste your time while you're trying to sell them something, and has no money whatsoever. First used by Terry Jones in 1992.

That mother fucker is a johnny-jackmo. He'll never buy a new car.

by XxP0wd3rxX November 4, 2011

pull a johnny

when you end a relationship by being a hopeless romantic. very much indeed

Just got into another realtionship, let's not pull a johnny.

by johnyylol March 8, 2023

Johnny Cashing

The act of having a 'ring of fire' after an eventful night! Or after an extremely hot curry...

Oi mate, shouldn't of had that vindaloo last night! Been Johnny Cashing all day!

by Colonel delicious June 18, 2013

rubber johnny

slang for a condom. see also johnny

oh s***, the rubber johnny split

by danomccabo January 4, 2004