Jogger's Ire

The frustrated anger felt by joggers when having to stop for traffic (usually at traffic lights or roundabouts). Anger which increases, the longer they have to wait to continue THEIR activity.

Wow, did you see that runner having to stop at the lights. They kept jogging on the spot, looking at their watch all the time. Definitely a case of jogger's Ire.

Jogger's Ire by anonymous March 29, 2026

street jogger 

The yuppie in a yuppie, or preppie, upper, or upper-middle, class neighborhood who wears Northface, Bass Pro Shop, Nike, or some other brand named, ultra expensive, gear or shoes in an attempt to look as if they are cool fitness pro runners. However, when you actually watch them run, they can't run, but rather "jog" super slowly as if they are really old, out of shape, or have some condition that prevents them from breaking out into a full run.

Go to any upper scale neighborhood during the moring or afternoon and look for the people attempting to run in that neighborhood. "Like, OMG Buffy, my million dollar mansion doesn't chafe me as much as these Nike shorts do while I am being a street jogger, jogging lamely through these streets!" *Note, if you do see someone actually in an all-out run--they are probably a real athlete/should be really wearing the clothes they earned by actually working out.

street jogger by Retrogurl February 12, 2014

the jiggies

A state of total craziness where everything is funny and you feel like you're stoned but that's just your personality. When you are very happy or excited and a little loopy.

• "I just can't calm down man, I've got the jiggies!"

• "Their group is not going to get anything done, just look at them, they've all got the jiggies!

the jiggies by that adhd kid October 16, 2016

jiggy jogger 

Light hearted phrase describing standardbred horses used in harness racing. Term is derived from the goofy gait pacers and trotters exhibit when pulling their sulkies.

Those jiggy joggers leaving the starting gate ain't worth the glue they're soon to become

jiggy jogger by wch-meister January 1, 2018

Alpha Jogger 

Joggers who jog to be noticed and go out of their way to make sure you notice them.

God John is such a alpha jogger

Alpha Jogger by TheBatmangod May 15, 2018

National Jogging Day 

You need to wear a jogging at school at work idc where but just where it

Finally it’s national jogging day.

National Jogging Day by The Secret Professor October 30, 2020

Noggi Jogger 

This is a 4chan term used to refer black people. Often with an offensive meaning, it can be useful to avoid the daily "counter-democratic" 4chanian cesorship.

Hey there, look at this jogger, can't see very well, might be a noggi jogger.

Noggi Jogger by Oznekanzirt April 19, 2023