jockey wanks

a school piggy back game played on a tump.
upto 10 pairs of battling jockeys on the back of there mate (the wank)trying to unseat the jockey or push the wank down the hill using arms and feet etc. started at st clements school in worcester, england in the early 80s.

come on lads lets go and have a game of jockey wanks and see whos the best.

by Tudgey October 21, 2008

joekendra2020

They are in bruce trail public school and they are a perfect match for each other.

joekendra2020 is the perfect match.

by NOT_BILZ November 4, 2020

shlong jockey

someone who rides a penis

"that guy is a bit of a shlong jockey aint he" "damn right, he rides it like a melbourne Cup horse"

by sir alfred winggingly, the 14th disiple of the dali lama October 21, 2004

germ jockey

A child in day care that is always bringing home illnesses and spreading them to family members.

I got a cold from the germ jockey last week.

by John Romine August 21, 2008

stroller jockey

A parent who brings their children in a stroller, usuallly to places where children at stroller ages don't belong. Often accompanied by stroller parking and crying children. Usually they drag children where they don't want to go.

Why are all these stroller jockeys in Disney? They bring their children to a park with nothing for children under 5. I saw a 2 year old child in the haunted mansion, and he didn't stop crying until he was out of the ride.

by Rapata dude March 30, 2010

mom jockey

1.some one that loves railing moms

2.dads

Sensory Orchestras geoff is a mom jockey

by laser wook April 1, 2010

Palm jockey

Chronic masturbator.

That guy is such a palm jockey.

by Spazzyspizzy April 19, 2010