brain blow job

When your mind is blown by new information and you are unable to function, paralyzed.
Person1: ''Well, parachute is a word.''

Person2: ''Woah....can you stop giving me a brain blow job right now?!''
by dumbassurrekt July 20, 2018
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blow job security

Guaranteeing yourself secure employment by performing fellatio on the boss.
She'll never get fired, she has blow job security.
by Belkster December 07, 2015
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Michigan Blow Job

When a person receives a blow job from a wolverine.
Matt: Dude what happen to your penis?

Jerry: I got a bad Michigan Blow Job last night.
by Walter Danielson April 16, 2011
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American Blow job

(V) to perform deep oral sex on a man so that you vomit on their genitalia.
"I flew all the way to Italy and gave the most amazing American blow job, he was such a good sport about it. "

" That girl Danielle gives a wicked American blow job"
by Dnskknbsvh January 06, 2017
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Tecumseh blow job

She thought his coaching skills were amazing and gave him a Tecumseh blow job to show her gratitude.
by Bibblemac December 21, 2014
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Mexican blow job

When you put hot sauce (salsa) around your dick and a girl wearing a sombrero sucks it
Dude! I got a Mexican blow job last night! I still haven't recovered!
by MC MACHONACHO December 13, 2016
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Blow job queen

1. A felacious woman who can make a descent living by performing her "expert" oral pleasures.
2. A title bestowed upon dumb women who typicly say dumb things that would otherwise subjectify them, & the entire female gender as second rate citizens. Always bearing the mentality of self entitlement. Exclaiming that either a man, or the govornment is responsible for providing them with the life style that they believe they should have. Young mothers, (just to name 1 sub-class) will typicly try to compare 3 hours of spread out house work that is mostly accomplished by machines, to 8 hours of back breaking labor, & an additional hour of driving home in the rain. Just the kind of anti-progress that sets society back centuries.
3. The name of one of the sirens from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
Young moms' facebook status: My day is sooooo hard i had to do laundry, load the dish washer, and make sure suppers ready while my man's out all day working (ugh he's so lucky he gets to get out). I bearly had time for a 6 hour nap!!!!!

Friend comment: and you wonder why we call you the blow job queen...
by Ampresandman December 22, 2011
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