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Triple jingle crank

A made up term helping innocent girls avoid coming to terms with the fact they just jerked off two guys to failed execution
Chad: Lauren just ski poled us
Mart: yea
Lauren: come sign this flag commemorating our triple jingle crank

All: wtf
by EggieOnAHeggie September 10, 2021
mugGet the Triple jingle crankmug.

jingle berry

"ey Morgan bro, can i get a jingle berry off ya for tonight?"
by fuckyomum April 28, 2009
mugGet the jingle berrymug.

jingle bell run

(noun) the act of fleeing the classroom at the bell before the teacher finishes his/her lecture on the American Revolution
By the end of 8th grade, students have perfected the jingle bell run and are ready for high school history class.
by telemachus777 September 12, 2020
mugGet the jingle bell runmug.

Jingle Bat

A future slur that no one knows yet but we all know its bad.
don't be such a jingle bat
by broe91 January 9, 2023
mugGet the Jingle Batmug.

swiggle wiggle jingle

Swingle wiggle jingle is British slang used to refer to a song that is so bad that it brain washes you to the point where you lock yourself in your room and never come out until you starve to death and then become a zombie bent on sticking sticks in people’s toes and ripping out their eyes and shoving them in their nostrils
Every song Justin Bieber makes is a swiggle wiggle jingle
by Dr_Derp101 October 13, 2018
mugGet the swiggle wiggle jinglemug.

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