He was God in a human form. He came to earth to recieve the punishment that everybody else deserved. He did so, and anybody who recieves the sacrifice is a Christian.
Many non-Christians hate him because he asks for some submission in return.
Many non-Christians hate him because he asks for some submission in return.
Guy:Do you know Jesus?
Guy2:I know of Jesus
Guy:What do you think of Jesus?
Guy2:He was an idiot
Guy:Why?
Guy2:Because he asks for obedience, just because he died on some tree.
Guy2:I know of Jesus
Guy:What do you think of Jesus?
Guy2:He was an idiot
Guy:Why?
Guy2:Because he asks for obedience, just because he died on some tree.
by Noogahoogah October 03, 2009
Quite simply He is the Messiah referred to by various cultures everywhere. He gave a new message of mercy and forgiveness. He had a very hard time selling these ideas. He still does. He performed many miracles in order to glorify God and His greatness. He's been given a bad rep by hypochristians, fanatics and other zealots who do evil things in His Name. All religions have their fanatics and Christianity (the worship of Jesus as the Son of God) is no different. Some atheists claim that Jesus never existed. Maybe some people don't think He is the Son of God, but for someone who doesn't exist He has made a tremendous impact on history and culture. Also, fairy tales generally don't last for over 2000 years. Besides, I'm not a Buddhist but there's no doubt that Siddhartha Gautama Buddha lived and died over 25 centuries ago.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 21, 2007
ancient greek: "Hey, look at that homeless guy- he has lots of friends"
other ancient greek: "No dude, that's Jesus"
other ancient greek: "No dude, that's Jesus"
by captain kirk----- October 03, 2010
by Zerotrousers March 28, 2011
Best man to ever live. Jesus is a literal goat and Ik you and Cynthia are dating 😏. Jesus is probably one of the most funniest people Ik.
by Akira14 October 04, 2020
Jesus was a man. A man like any other. Yes. You see, Jesus, the guy of wisdom (truthtingz) had a dream. Oh he had a dream. That one day, little white children, and little black children would hold hands and dance around Utah in neat packages of international communion beneath the smiling God expressed through the sun. Wait that was Martin Luther. Jesus had a dream. He was born spiritually awake, naturally gifted and automatically above bullshit. No one quite knows how he came about, there are many theories, the one I like the most is that his mother was really lucky, another is that Xenu had a heartattack when he heard a wise man was born, that doesn't affect the birth, but I hope he choked, because he was really mean. Hang on.Oh yeah. Jesus had a dream- that people would love each other, and just let it go. It isn't worth it. He believed that God smiled on all of us, and that we all had something beautiful within that was truly us. When people came to him and said "my boy ain't reppin the ends proper, I gon' cut his ass", he said "don't be mad, if he's mean to you, show him love and be one with God". When people came to him and said "that guy smells like petroleum distillate, should we beat him?" he said "NEIN- we're all equal, what you consider doing unto him should be the same as you would consider doing to someone you revere, this is love".
He healed many people. Lepers, AIDS victims, all manner of people I wouldn't touch out of fear. He was a good man. He believed in Good, he believed God was love, he just wanted us all to get along. We the people, in our infinite wisdom, decided to chuck rocks at him, take his words to justify hatred and war, and eventually wound up nailing him alive to a plank of wood, putting metal in his head, and generally acting with the dignity of a pig joyously rolling in shit. Fuck us.
Jesus - "Love your enemy, no evil can be ended by evil".
Us- "NO".
Jesus - "Forgive, and undo the burden of hatred that only separates us".
Us- "NO".
Tourettes Guy- "You can go to Jolly Pirate Donuts and take a two hour SHIT for all I care".
Us- "Smoke weed everyday".
Jesus- "Live life with a loving appreciation and kind humility"
Us- "You again? Stop trying to help us to be better human beings!"
Jesus - "Love your enemy, no evil can be ended by evil".
Us- "NO".
Jesus - "Forgive, and undo the burden of hatred that only separates us".
Us- "NO".
Tourettes Guy- "You can go to Jolly Pirate Donuts and take a two hour SHIT for all I care".
Us- "Smoke weed everyday".
Jesus- "Live life with a loving appreciation and kind humility"
Us- "You again? Stop trying to help us to be better human beings!"
by Optical mime August 08, 2011
by Jackass2012 August 21, 2011