Jerry Sandusky

When an adult jumps in the shower with a pre adolescent male and proceeds to bear hug them from behind.

Timmy: Why so glum today Jimmy?
Jiimmy: Coach just gave me a Jerry Sandusky.

Timmy: Bummer

by emgarsh November 9, 2011

The Jerry Paradox

Describes a person as incredibly smart and incredibly stupid at the same time

I hear Jerry is close to finishing his second master’s degree but because of the Jerry Paradox his elementary school math is wrong so everyone got fucked on their paycheck.

by Liberation Theology November 20, 2019

Cherry Jerry

(n.) A mixed drink consisting of 2 parts of Sailor Jerry's rum, mixed into 3 parts of Cherry Coke. A splash of Bicardi 151 goes well to increase the alcohol content without affecting taste.

Barkeep, hook me up with 3 Cherry Jerry's!

by TheLoudestFan December 4, 2009

Jerry Falwell

A religious fundamentalist whose main purpose in life is topoint out people who are diffrent and tell them to go to hell. FUCK YOU JERRY FALWELL!!!!!!!!

Jerry Falwell is a dirty prick.

by Mamao April 4, 2004

Jerry Lubos

Still won’t grade my podcast

Person one: hey did you get your podcast graded

Person two: no I have Jerry Lubos

by Mr.whereTFismypodcast May 16, 2022

jerry mullet

A jerry-curled mullet. Business in the front, party in the back, and greasy all over.

Wow... he's innovating on the 80's. Check out that dude's jerry mullet.

by jodhisattva March 14, 2009

Jerry down

To smoke copius amounts of pot. Often times prior to enjoying an all-you-can-eat buffet. One can Jerry down before during or after work.

I am going to Jerry down tonight, Ogle my sons girlfriends then play Rocky Raccoon.

by TRENCHOLA March 25, 2008