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Jaspers

A very British term for breasts/boobs/tits.
World Cup. Girl fan is shown on screen: "Get your Jaspers out for the lads!"
by l4yercke July 11, 2018
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jasper gilbert

someone who loves food and loves the milky rock
that jasper gilbert just stole my pizza
by nibbaonthetrigger September 10, 2019
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Cum Jester

The act of jizzing in your partner's mouth while telling her a joke that is so funny that the semen proceeds to snot-rocket out of her nostrils.
Person 1:"Hey how's it going with Stacy?"
Person 2:"Good bro. I think she likes my jokes. I'll know fersure as soon as I Cum Jester her."
by titomac November 22, 2011
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coital jester

A professional joker employed by a royal personage, typically performing acts both comedic and sexual in nature.

ORIGIN Old English, of Germanic origin.
The coital jester's jaunty jig did delight the king to no end. "You have brought me joy, fool," he did say, "Come sit upon my cock!"
by Lil' Shammie August 29, 2013
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jamster

Originally their main attraction and icon for the site is a frog and it's sound sound effects. However this sound effect was intended to be a sound effect for a flash file known as "insanity test".
Jamster has taken this sound and has dubbed it crazy frog sound which you can now purchase for your cell phone. With little or no changes in the voice, segments were made of a girls frog voice and other parts of the entire ring tone and sold off as their own.
While just about everything else on their site was just a graphic stolen from elsewhere, they remain keeping the frog as their spokes person for the company.

This is just the wrong way for any company to turn, it's supprising there is soo much proffit in decorating your phone. Which to people who use this site and pay for their services gladly like hold their phone as a symbol of place in society and have to be connected to every breathing mouth at all times.

Hopefully this will just be another internet business that will come and go. However so many other sites are emerging offering the same services. It just so happens jamster is whoring itself out with advertising everywhere and offering it's free music even at fast food places.
Crazy frog sound = badly made race car sound effect that was in a flash file and later pirated by jamster.
by Jeordiewhite April 6, 2005
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Jaspering

the preformance of the jasper
To give someone a Jaspering is to preforming doggy style on a female while placing a carrot in her asshole in the city of Birmingham, the home to the British comedian Jasper Carrot
by Ryan Hollingsworth November 28, 2006
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Jesters of War

A gaming guild that sucks in PvE but constantly owns ass in PvP.
OMG Jesters of War just pwned my ass again! But at least I can level faster than them!
by Mooshu August 21, 2006
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