really tall guy who is an athlete mixed with a nerd, movie buff, also refered to as the elusiv whit man
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a movie with: lots of unneeded humor, Awkward moments, Strange laughter, Weird Face transitions and strange special effects. It could be any mixture of at least 3 or more
"Hey Ralph did you see City Hunter & Napoleon Dynamite on Stars last night?"
"I Sure did! it was such a Jansen Movie"
"I Sure did! it was such a Jansen Movie"
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Jardell is a good friend of mine.
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