by jimlimkim October 13, 2011
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by Larongitis December 9, 2008
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Get the jared mug.(verb) the swift concentrated motion of any elongated object back and forth, in and out of the mouth. While jareding, the person tends to use the hands, with the assistance of saliva, in order to keep a steady pace and safe motion going. Jareding is commonly brought up in gay men, due to their tendencies to suck on each others penis's.
Mr. O'Brien bragged openly: "I jared the best, and I hate leaving messes! I always make sure to finish it off"
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Get the jared mug.a vape god that vapes at school all day and clouds up the hallways. he is the most cringey person ever and when ever he walks up the stairs he clouds up the stair then runs from the teachers.He is a true vape god with a 1 millon billion trillion watt vape with the biggest mod ever. A true vape nation general
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