Jan Heine

When setting up tubeless bicycle tire, you get a bit too excited and end up with sealant all over yourself. Preferably in the face, but any body part will do.

I was setting up my new GP 5000 tires last night, pulled a Jan Heine, and spent the next hour cleaning sticky white goo off my face.

by tubelessmess February 19, 2019

Jan 29th

Ask out your crush

Ask your crush on a date or to be there gf or bf on Jan 29th

by Jan 29 January 28, 2020

Jan and Dean

The 1960’s Music duo consisting of Jan Berry and Dean Torrence. They are known for their surfing music that Brian Wilson helped write for them. Before surf music, the duo preformed many doo-wop songs, mist notably “Baby Talk” in 1959.

Jan and Dean had many successful songs in the mid 60’s such as “Dead Man’s Curve” and “Surf City”.

by Haileymusic16 April 22, 2020

mawa jan

Mawa Jan is a cute lil woman

Person 1: omg who is thattt
Person 2: gorl thas Mawa Jan, she’s the cutest coolest in the game but don’t mess wit her
Person 1: woahhh
Person 2:

by Doinnunnnchasinnnabaggg June 12, 2020

Willem-Jan

Wiljan is the abbreviation of Willem-Jan. The term Wiljan is most used in ways do describe a failure of some kind.
They tend to have a cryptic sense of humor and never apologizes for anything cause he cannot do anything wrong.

A: "I'm didn't pass my math exam"
B: "You are such a Willem-Jan"

by Mizumeister June 15, 2020

Jan Bob

A sub saharan burger originating in the depths of sewers in northern Mexico. It is usually made with the finest mongoose meat which is specially burned to a crisp so it makes the chances of contracting cancer even easier while evidently, curing it at the same time. Additionally, Iron Man presumably used Jan Bobs to create parts of his suit. The bun consists of motherboards that have been smashed to a fine powder and then incorporated with whole wheat.

Jan Bob (Pronounced Yaan-Bob)

by Albert"The Scientist"Einstein July 1, 2020

7th of Jan

THE CUTEST AND MOST AMAZING PERSON WITH AN AMAZING PERSONALITY THATS HARD TO RESIST, AND GRABS EVERYONES ATTENTION AND CAN DATE WHOEVER THEY LIKE WERE BORN ON THIS DAY

girl: my bday is 7th of jan
boy: explains why your so hot

by callemxxtrxxpay November 1, 2020