Jan 31

National slap ass day

Today is Jan 31 ,slap ass day

by Goatt55k January 25, 2023

jan pan

A pure mint gran who isnt afraid to smack a bitch if shes down with the cool kids she's definitely a jan pan

Jan pan shes such a cool geezer

by Ughkatie July 29, 2016

mawa jan

Mawa Jan is a cute lil woman

Person 1: omg who is thattt
Person 2: gorl thas Mawa Jan, she’s the cutest coolest in the game but don’t mess wit her
Person 1: woahhh
Person 2:

by Doinnunnnchasinnnabaggg June 12, 2020

Jan Maxim

has a huge monster xxl jumbo whopper size cock

jan maxim is a zesty ass person with a big cock

by finnposter June 12, 2023

Jan Heine

When setting up tubeless bicycle tire, you get a bit too excited and end up with sealant all over yourself. Preferably in the face, but any body part will do.

I was setting up my new GP 5000 tires last night, pulled a Jan Heine, and spent the next hour cleaning sticky white goo off my face.

by tubelessmess February 19, 2019

jan 13

jan 13 - national hug ur weird bf day

hey why did you hug your boyfriend?
nvm its jan 13

by amongus247 January 12, 2022

jan 18th

a legends birthday

a legend was born on Jan 18th named kristin

by HelloThereItsTheRealSlimShady January 18, 2021