Jonathan

Jonathan has specks and has brown hair. He is quite spotty aswell. He is
A bit of a junkie , he smokes weed and fags. He is a bit of a fuckboy because he flirts with everyone , even boys even tho he’s apparently straight

You are such a Jonathan

by Urbanmyth246 March 4, 2019

A Jonathan

The act of arriving late to ones internship after a particularly late night of hedonistic debauchery.

HR: Where's Val? Has anyone seen her?
Rai: She pulled a Jonathan.
HR: <confused face>

by ReadySetCuddle August 24, 2008

Jonathan

A word describing a homosexual high schooler or human waste

"Oh, man i need to take a huge ass Jonathan"
"Jonathan is so gay he goes to Dickinson high school"

by 92614 April 10, 2015

Jonathan

a jerk-like being that never answers his phone and is EXTREMELY irresponsable. he will pretend like he loves you sometimes, but DONT BE FOOLED. afterwards he will lie and ecieve you and not answer his phone.

UGH!!!! HE'S SUCH A JONATHAN!

by justthetruthfromme June 10, 2011

jonathan

straight up bitch

your being a jonathan

by WoWaYoN April 25, 2013

Jonathan

Is lowkey gay, small penis, porn addict, and is a fat cunt

Hey you know that gay dude

Yea he Is so a Jonathan

by The real gay December 15, 2019

Jonathan

Jonathan is a very shy, cute guy. Who likes to sit and play games all day. He is cool to talk to but is mostly goofy. He can get mad very easily. He likes to sleep in and stays up all night. girls like for who he is and h does not have to change the way he is because of a girl. Jonathan is a loving boy and an amazing friend

OMG... he is such a Jonathan
Why cant you be a Jonathan
Get out of bed... WOW your such a Jonathan

by lover hannah December 31, 2017