Butt itch

A chesni

Man that person is a butt itch

by Dictionary master oof May 9, 2018

hobo itch

Slang for restless leg syndrome

Dang, Billy keeps bouncing his leg. He must have hobo itch.

by Rob Lowe Stay High October 28, 2020

Duck itch

Bacterial infection brought on by close proximity to duck fecal matter which causes a rash and itching of the infected area.

Couple ducks took a dump as they passed me swimming in Mirror Lake and now I'm itching like crazy. You must have a case of the duck itch bro.

by Dmbotchjob April 1, 2021

Ultra Itch-stincts

When you feel itchy around your body so you transform into Ultra Itch-stincts and can predict where the itch is coming next and scratch that part of the body before the itchy sensation appears!

I'm getting itchy! I'm transforming into Ultra Itch-Stincts so i can scratch my body before i feel itchy

by Mikethunders100 May 4, 2023

one forty itch

the well-known British practice of waking up at 1:40pm exactly to catch the lunchtime edition of cult soap, neighbours. see also the five thirty five grind.

- Had a productive day?
- Well... got the one forty itch, then took in a bit of doctors and murdershewrote, then... went back to bed.
- Nice. Fancy a quick drink later?
- Well, after last night...

by selmabouvier December 18, 2003

The Senior Itch

When you get herpes from a senior or when you have an incredible craving to have sex with a senior.

Paul:Man did you see that senior? I wouldn't mind if I got The Senior Itch from her.

Josh: Man I got a real bad Senior Itch. (This is the second definition of it)

by jrbro October 16, 2012

shopper's itch

the feeling you get while waiting for something you ordered online to ship to your house

Dude, Jeff had the worst case of shopper's itch while he was waiting for his new graphics card to arrive.

by Markus Gordathian May 17, 2014