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daddy issues

The possible side effect that women may recieve if her father has been absent in some part of her life, her father has abused or neglected her, or if her father has simply failed to fulfill his responsibilities/duties as a parent (physically or emotionally). Having daddy issues may cause the following-
• Acting slutily or whoreificly
• Dressing in a non-modest manner
• Going out of her way to grab an older man's attention

• Having a dominant attraction towards Sugar-Daddies
• Being a gold-digger
• Willingly sends nudes after very little conversation

• Spends her free time sexting strangers online
• Frequently goes to clubs dressed in a too-tight and/or too-short dress
• Is loud and obnoxious
• Dyes her hair with that screaming red color that all the other hoes have dyed in their hair
• Her having an abundance of piercings and/or tattoos that are obviously for her attention
• Tries to be a tease
• Fucks every old guy in town

• After fucking each guy, she tells them about her "depression", typically seeking sympathy
• If the woman happens to be pretty, she denies her men when complimented by them, simply because she wants more compliments.
Bystander 1: "Bro, look that that chick over there dancing on the stage. Why is she trying so hard to get attention when she's already hot?"
Bystander 2: "It's the daddy issues, man. She wants that old guy's attention."
*Chick doesn't recieve the attention from the old guy that she was seeking*
*Chick walks over to another older guy
Chick: "Hey hon! Wanna chat?"
Old guy: "Sure thing, beautiful."
Chick: "Oh, shut up! I am the ugliest thing on this planet!"
Old guy: "Quit your lying, babe. I know a fine girl when I see one,"
*chick pulls down shirt further, exposing even more cleavage*
by Sophilas July 28, 2016
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Mommy issues

Trauma caused to a son by a selfish and irresponsible cunt of a mother because she's an insecure idiot. Mommy issues cause significant dysfunction and usually causes men to never be able to trust females for the rest of his life. Usually caused by immature single mothers.
Mike is a misogynist because he has mommy issues.

Jeremy became a serial rapist because his single mom hated men and neglected him because she didn't want to feel taken advantage of.
by CockThroater September 11, 2016
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Mommy Issues

Dating older women because a person can't afford to miss it's real mother, so it seeks something similar.
That dude his girlfriend is like 30, he probably has some serious mommy issues
by leroyjenkiinnss April 28, 2018
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Dead the issue

I kept telling her to leave ole dude alone but she wouldn’t listen so I had to dead the issue
by Yomommasbihh January 8, 2022
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no issue no tissue

Not sure how this has no definition yet and generally isn't a more common used figure of speech, because it works in multiple ways.
So, basically

1: If you don't spill anything on the floor, you're not going to have to clean it up
"Can I trust you to work alone for a bit?"
"Yeah bruh, no issues, no tissues"
2: If there's no problems, then you don't need anything to wipe the tears out of your face

"I'm fine"
"You been crying, no issues no tissues sis"
3:

A way to respond to someone inquiring requests from you that you currently don't have any
"Dude, should I get you anything from da store?"
"No issues, no tissues homeboy"

4:
When someone expects one of your experiences to have been way more intense than they really were

"Fell down de stairs"
"Ahh shit musta sucked homie"
"Nah brotha, no issues, tissues"
Look above cunt
No issue no tissue
Ya happy urban dic
by Petra Jansen November 10, 2019
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Clit issues

Used by males to define a situation of "girl troubles". The afore stated situation commonly involving a bitch.
Dude, I'm having clit issues.
by Roan Schrift June 16, 2011
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Rizz Issue

Similar to the term “skill issue” but the person has trouble getting people of the same or opposite gender. But, this is a big exception for people who choose to have no rizz
Person 1: Look at that girl! She has a Rizz Issue! XD
Person 2: No she doesn’t!
Person 1: What do you mean? She definitely does, I’ve never seen her with a girl/guy
Person 2: No ma’m, she CHOSE to have no rizz
Person 1: Wait what
Person 3: Yeah, she’s AroAce
Person 1: Oooh…
by Beenoitz January 17, 2023
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