intertwined asshole

when you intertwine your fingers of both hands and shove them up a girls ass while she trys to shove her own two fists down her mouth, im a faggot for writing this

things were really heating up last night until my girl told me she want an intertwined asshole. i was shocked but i gave it to her

by maxandad1 February 22, 2011

intexticated

Driving while focusing on a text message.

Man-Crap I wrecked my car.
Police-No regard for the road only your social life.Looks like we have another one who was intexticated.

by The Biz June 20, 2012

intexticated

The art of text messaging while intoxicated, usually at bars or parties.

Dude, sorry what I said last night, but I was really intexticated.

by Eric66 December 29, 2007

Intertain

Being "entertained" over the internet.

Delaine intertains me.

by RubyRed June 15, 2007

intentioning

Term coined by modern self-help and "life coaching" advocates to describe the process of mentally focusing on and visualizing what you want to achieve or attain, which will purportedly make it so. Pretty much the same thing as "The Secret's" "Law of Attraction", or the old "Power of Positive Thinking."

Instead of exercising regularly and losing weight, Sarah was convinced that simply intentioning the perfect body she desired was all that was necessary.

by Bob Egland November 16, 2007

Intestine Tapper

A person who, by intention or by poor aim, inserts their penis into another person/animals' anus.

Guy: "Am I in yet?"
Gal: "We need to stop having sex with the lights off intestine tapper."

by jwb71 July 24, 2011

incexting

sexting with siblings

Jemarcus loves incexting his sister

by teh leperkauhn August 20, 2011