internet boomer

noun: An old-timer who constantly mutters things along the lines of "back in my day, I used IRC chat rooms to download illegal contents by sending commands to bots. Also Yahoo and MSN messenger were the best instant chat clients accessible." They were the first proper internet-raised generation but can't really keep up with Gen Z.

DrPayne: "The urge to be a cunt toward a 14 year old is hard to hold back right now."
Me: "ok internet boomer"

by nuhhh November 4, 2019

scour the internet

To intensively search the Internet by means of search engines and social media.

I will scour the Internet for information on that subject.

by Renzohouston December 28, 2015

Internet inch

An exaggerated unit of measurement used online. When someone claims anything is a certain amount of inches online, those are Internet inches. The actual amount of inches in reality is significantly less.

Toph told Misty he had a 10 inch penis in the chat room. Misty knew that was Internet inches. The real size was much smaller.

by Goldengamingod August 28, 2011

Internet Atheist

The fundamentalist Atheist that’s always talking about how religion is terrible and God doesn’t exist, .This species of Atheist is different from your regular Atheist whereas your average Atheist is a normal person an internet atheist is a prick about it

Internet Atheist: theists are morons

Regular Atheist: I swear I’m not the same as him

by I’m a neutral November 13, 2020

Problem Internet

The Problem Internet is the side of the web content creation landscape that generates click-bait articles discussing the problems of various (read that as "normally topical & highly-relevant") issues going on in the world. The Problem Internet also wants you to know that everything you know is wrong, or in some instances, why what you thought was wrong is actually the problem with Internet culture in 2016.

Me: "The Atlantic has a wonderful write-up on why everything I know about boiling an egg is wrong."
You: "Ugh, the Problem Internet strikes again."

by Leschi July 31, 2016

College Name Drugs Religion Food Sex Internet Sports Music Work

WOW. You are more bored than anyone in this universe is. You've just written all UD categories in the search bar. That's amazing, now go making your maths homework for the next day.

When I was bored to death, I looked in Urban Dictionary and saw that "Categories" option. I pointed at it and saw College Name Drugs Religion Food Sex Internet Sports Music Work, and it was really funny, so I wrote it in the search bar and pressed that + button.

by Sisak24 June 16, 2021

international business

A totally bullshit class that no one gives two shits about.

This work is defined in the following:
Guy 1: hey are you going to international business?
Guy 2: lmao

by Poopypoopoo696969 December 19, 2016