Tactical Insertion

When riding an elevator up or down, right before the door opens, you release a massive fart. You then quickly leave the elevator and avoid eye contact or conversation with anyone boarding the elevator as they will soon discover the rude deed you have committed.

Dude I left a knarley tactical insertion for like 10 old people a minute ago.

by Kandy Kane Lane April 19, 2010

INFECTED SLEEPER CREEPER

When your spouse or significant other is in bed with the flu, you sneak into bed and start pounding her from behind. Then offer her a tablespoon of semen instead of nyquil.

My wife stayed home sick today, I think at lunch Ill go home and give her the infected sleeper creeper.

by packattack September 29, 2009

Insext

The act of sexting a close relative. Derived from the word "incest"

X: (Sends sext) Who's your daddy, baby?
Y: Dad, I told you to quit it with the insext. It's kinda gross.

X: I heard that Joe got arrested for insext with his 17-year-old niece.
Y: What a mess.
Z: That's what BP said!

by Hamfry September 13, 2011

beef log injection

"Beef Log Injection" means "penile penetration".

Craig gave Ashley a beef log injection.

by Sex Ed November 26, 2006

beef injection

Injection of your beef...(penis)

I'd say your mom is in need of a good beef injection

by Pimp Dadday July 1, 2003

Insest

Two insectoids fucking.

Their insectoid offspring will have six heads and six legs from the insest.

by Solid Mantis July 6, 2018

Infectiphibian

1. Noun: As nasty person that infects others with their shitty personality causing the infected person to become just like the Infectiphibian.

2. Noun: The person that introduced "Spreck" on the Infectious Grooves album Sarsippius' Arc (Track 19)

Infectiphibian was the first person I heard use the word "slamatosious"

by Sarsippius November 28, 2006