peniswrinkle inquiry

A very odd question, often coming out of nowhere.

Betty: Hey, I have a question for you.

Tom: What is it?

Betty: If you had to have one person pee on you, who would it be?

Tom: What the fuck kind of question is that?

Betty: It's just a peniswrinkle inquiry.

by AsdfKitties May 2, 2014

Youtube-iquitous

Describing someone who is famous for no real reason but is all over youtube.

That guy who owns the music store is nobody, but he starts making a few videos and now he's Youtube-iquitous.

by Gwynderlaine October 14, 2014

Russian inquisition

When you go down on a girl who didn't tell you she were on her period AKA when there's a lot of unexpected red she shall then scream "Nobody expects the russian inquisition!"

GUY: Let me lick you good!
GIRL: Yes baby
GUY: WTF why u bleeding!!? U on ur period or something?!
GIRL: Nobody expects the RUSSIAN INQUISITION!!!

by ASND January 31, 2017

The Inquisitor

Basically the biggest troll in existence,lead rebellions against dominant alliances in many video games,started multiple forum wars,is banned from a substantial amount of YouTube channels,and is most well known because of his involvement with the Greater YouTube trolling society. It is know that he's a Croat and likes to discuss global politics with Markus Persson (a.k.a. Notch ).

The Inquisitor has overthrown BrothersInArms and XkbX from the throne in King of Avalon!

by The great handle September 25, 2017

Spanish Inquisition

A Spanish Inquisition is when someone puts some part of their body in your butthole suddenly and without warning. Based on Monty Python’s “No one expects the Spanish Inquisition”.

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.

by Road Warrior+Manny February 8, 2020

Homie intuition

Homie intuition is a relatively new term coined by, well, me, which is: a myriad of emotions and mental statuses somehow innately felt between homies. Homie intuition is essentially the phenomena that twins share from birth - some sort of mutually accessible and shared thoughts. Homie intuition scientists say evolved in in humans in the past year at a massive rate. The spike of virulent homie intuition is attributed scientists say to the need for homies to share their emotions with their homie counterparts to relieve stress during the covid pandemic, as showing public displays of sadness in society is strictly prohibited for homies all over the continent. Not only that, but homies have been seen grouping up on popular social media sites as well as beginning the first ever social media militia for their leader, Jordan Peterson (who is a fantastic speaker). The department of defense has recently stated that homie intuition reservations are putting sea otters at risk for some reason I forget now. But yeah, homie intuition.

Homie 1: sooo where should we meet brody?
Homie 2: *puzzled*
Homie 1: probably taco bell
Homie 2: def taco bell
Homie 2: HOLY SHIT WE BOTH SAID THAT AT THE SAME TIME. BRO THATS HOMIE INTUITION IN THE FLESH. WHATTTT

by Sliske September 21, 2020

Spanish inquisition

Something nobody expects

Talking and the Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition

by kingofminetn May 29, 2022