Blaise infection

An illness contracted by a coworker whom refuses to take medication or seek medical treatment when ill. Therefore spreading it to everyone else.

That dirty dicking fucktard i work with is severly ill and gave me blaise infection!

by Yupsidid October 1, 2017

Urinary Eye Infection

A urinary eye infection occurs when you open your eyes in a pool where children have urinated, leading to irritation or infection due to exposure to the urine.

After spending the afternoon at the water park, Sarah complained of discomfort in her eyes, suspecting she may have contracted a urinary eye infection from accidentally opening her eyes in the pool where some kids had been peeing.

by DubbleJay March 15, 2024

holly and the yeast infection

The act of looking your mother dead in the face mid panic attack telling her you have a yeast infection after being broken up with

Oh did you hear about that girl

Yeah I heard she had to tell the story of holly and the yeast infection last night

by Anneboleynpan1522 September 7, 2020

pubic displays of infection

the same as public displays of infection.

IE to be engaging in "over the top" make out sessions oblivious to the world around them.

pubic displays of infection

pascal: ugh, that obese couple in the McDicks is making out with mayo allover their turkey chins...
Leopold: yea i know, what a sickening pubic display of infection ....

olga: ...fucking nasty...

by skitofit May 23, 2011

Fert infection

So, basically, it’s, like, whenever you fucking fart & it, like, fucking stinks so fucking bad & then it, like, tickles your bumhole and then your bumhole has no choice but to, like, say, “Hola, I have la inflatuencia!” So, basically, it, like, makes your butthole beg for forgiveness.

Luis has a raging fert infection.

by Señorita H. June 6, 2025

Father And Mothers Infections Around (Mafia)

What I call homo-sapiens who have cystic lesions.

Person 1: Do you have a cystic lesion?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are a "Father And Mothers Infections Around (Mafia)".

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 13, 2025

MLP infection AU

Basically MLP fans or just people who really like making unsettling things made this. I think the first one was the smile disease? Idk look it up. Basically you create an AU of MLP where some stupid pony makes an infection/disease/corruption. You show slideshows of the ponies (mostly the main cast) stats and what they have on. Could be rarity is going insane, she looks dirty, but she’s healthy. It shows stages, stage one of infection stage 2 stage 3 on and on until the pony isn’t itself anymore. People also add in other peoples fanmade ponies and it’s rlly cool. If you’re ever interested in watching them find it on yt and start on people reviewing an already made infection. If you wanna make them just do the most terrifying gory things you can think of. So yeah, moral of the story just an MLP AU that involves a super crazy and high detail infection/disease/corruption that someone who probably likes Creepypasta made. Hope this helps :3

Person 1– “Yo did you you do the math for today?”

Person 2– “THERE WAS MATH??? I JUST WATCHED MLP INFECTION AUS THE ENTIRE CLASS LMAO”

—true story

by Corncheese May 15, 2024