zam clam

Zam Clam: is the term used, for when a cheesy joke is inserted at the end of a conversation, and everyone involved laughs. often seen at the end of many 80's sitcoms and cartoons.
The origin of the Zam Clam goes as far back as awkward silences have ended conversations. The actual term begins with Kris Straub and Scott kurtz inventing it in their Daily podcast; "The Daily Affirmation" episode number 11
The band of superheros just finished defeating their arch nemesis, the "BARBER" who is made entirely out of scissors
and as they watch the police haul off their captive, one hero exclaims "Well, that was a "Hair Raising" experience."
Everyone Laughs, role credits.

When used by Kris and Scott, one will make the cheesy joke and they will both laugh followed by nonsensical words i.e. (ha ha ha bling pow wiz blort Zam Clam. all of this was shortened to the term Zam Clam.
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man shes got a fuckin' bearded clam
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bearded clam

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Clam Blasting

The act of utilizing your finger(s) to service (bang) a females vagina (clam)
He is clam blasting her under the dinner table in Penticton.

It can also be used as: He is blasting her clam under the dinner table in Penticton.
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clam masher

A girl who mashes clams with another girl
That girl is a total clam masher
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smelly clam

A foul smelling vagina, usually referring to one that smells bad during sex.
Close you legs. You have a smelly clam.
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drunken clam

The bar seen often in the animated series "Family Guy."
Peter Griffen went down to the Drunken Clam to see his friend Cleveland
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