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if i were a deep sea fish

1. Title of a strange childish drawing Kail Paradox drew and is now it the rehersal studio for Stuck On Planet Earth

2. gaia user

3. Something to think about.
If I were a deep sea fish, I'd be part chiasmodon.
by Kail the deep sea fish January 29, 2009
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If you can't soar with the Eagles, don't fly with the flock

If you can't soar with the Eagles, don't fly with the flock

The complete opposite of if you can't beat them, join them
It means if you can't be the best then you may as well be nothing at all.
person 1: I gave into peer pressure last night and tried crystal math
person 2: If you can't soar with the Eagles, don't fly with the flock
person 1: oh.
by Mikeylovescake June 2, 2013
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if you know what i mean

When added to the end of a sentence makes the reader/listener look for a second meaning.

Also used to provoke confusion when there is no second meaning.
You can add "if you know what i mean" to the end of the sentence to make the reader look for a second meaning, if you know what i mean.
by hackaralho December 31, 2010
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IF SHE BREATHES

“Yo I swear,if she breathes.....”
by ThatOneThug December 10, 2018
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If a Tree Falls in the Forest...

The full phrase is 'If a tree falls in the forest but nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?'.

It symbolizes the ineffectiveness of unheard opinions/thoughts.
Ah, cripes- I can't think of one.
by Diggity Monkeez April 27, 2005
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if you ever

phrase

used as a response to something that you don't want said or done

shortened from "if you ever say that embarrassing statement in front of people" or "if you ever dance like that in public"
person 1: "hey remember the time when you ripped your pants trying to touch your toes at the gym"

person 2: "if you ever"
by kittypuff March 25, 2010
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