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Ipos

When a runner is sidelined due to Injury, they are know as an Injured Piece of Shit. (IPOS)
Sorry you can't run with us today, you're an Ipos!
by htlrsrvng September 2, 2019
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Dirty iPod

When one does a click wheel motion on someone's anus.
Last night he gave her the dirty iPod and she went wild.
by Dirtyipodguy December 2, 2009
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ipodophile

A person with a little too much love for their ipod, aka a person who walks around on the street with white headphones sticking out of their ears.
"Hey, that guy is listening to his ipod while he walks around."
"He's an ipodophile."
by Johnnybo September 20, 2005
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ipod

The Most Expensive way to listen to music.
If have two options. Pay $10,000 to download 10,000 mp3's for Ipod, or pay $14.95 and download 10,000 mp3. hmmmm
by Doug Hightower September 21, 2005
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iPod

An Apple Computer branded wordmp3/word player with a large capacity solid state hard drive.
Hey John... send me that new 1108 Thugz track so I can put it on my iPod.
by Mike Rundle April 29, 2003
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ipocalypse

The Internet works on IP Version 4 (IPv4) addressing. It is predicted that sometime late in 2011 that no more IPv4 addresses will be available. No doubt the press will declare the end of the Internet, and that all communications will soon cease. This the the IPOCALYPSE.

Predictions on the demise of the world, the end of the communications, and what companes will be affected will run rampant in the mainstream news. Some people will load up their women, guns and bibles and head to their cabins in Montana.

Of course, engineers have already thought about the solution, with the uber-practical name of IP Version 6, and are just waiting for the business and liberal arts fraternities to wake up and spend some money on the transition instead of smelling their armpits before heading out to an arts festival.
After the ipocalypse the Internet will fail and the entire world will collapse into economic failure.
by Etherealmind May 11, 2009
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ipod touch

totally kick ass ipod with a touch screen.
wayyy cooler than you will ever be. a reason to get jealous at people who have them.
internet access.
comes in 8gb, 16 gb, and 32 gb.
8=300
16=400
32=450
i think.
someone told me that apple lowered the price of the 8gb by 50 bucks a week after i got mine.
i got pissed, but that's life right?
8 gb is good enough,
you sould buy one, for sher.
kyle: omamagawshherzzz! i just got a creative zune!!!!!!111
me: i got the ipod touch.
kyle:....*cries*
by Kara-face April 17, 2008
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