gutter humper

A male chauvinist that can't afford what he show off to attract women.

That gutter humper's mom just co-signed a loan so he could buy a new Ghini.

by sirnewtonian May 5, 2020

Hulu and hump

-SIMILAR to the saying "Netflix and chill", "Hulu and hookup", "Amazon and anal, etc."

The act of "watching" Hulu shows or films with someone, the two people then end up having sexual intercourse while the film continues to play in the background . Typically, the two individuals will only truely watch the first 15- 20 minutes of a film before making the transition into the humping , sexual intercourse , part of the night.

♂JOEY: (* in a deep sexually suggestive tone*) "Yo Nicole! Got plans for tonight?"
♀NICOLE: "Heyyy Joeyyy! I don't think so... whats up??"
♂JOEY: "Wanna come over my place later and maybe watch a movie on Hulu or something?"
♀NICOLE: (*flirtatiously smiling*) "I'd deff be down for some Hulu... pick me up around 7:30 tonight?"
♂JOEY: "Sweet! I'll be there at 7:30... you better be ready for me.." (*he smiles and winks at her*)
♀NICOLE: "Oh, I'll definitely be ready!"

**Nicole smiles and blushes, then walks away while flirtatiously waving goodbye.**

Joey was certain she wanted to do more than JUST watch a Hulu film...

she wanted to Hulu and hump his brains out.

**Joey waves goodbye. He immediately stops at the nearest convenient store to stocks up on a

fresh box of condoms for the film later.**

by ballbusterbabe88 April 17, 2016

Trump'n'hump

This is a sexual act in which a man inhales crushed orange tic tacs that are placed on the buttock of a Slavic model, and posts mysoginistic comments on Twitter during or immediately before the encounter.

I met this model yesterday, and I asked her if she wanted to Trump'n'Hump

by Cheek_and_sarcasm November 10, 2016

hump me

When yo girl is ready for dick but you just wana hump

Im ready hump me

by Bman112 September 25, 2017

corpse hump

In an online FPS game, to stand over the warm corpse of your opponent and repeately squat up and down in a display of dominance. This activity is usually accompanied by screaming something such as "You are owned, biach! How do you like that shit, fucker! Huh! Huh!" Ideally, this childish display of bravado ends abruptly with a sniper shot to the humpers head.

"Mom, you're messin' me up! Now CaptainUnderpants is corpse humping me! Get me some fuckin' chocolate milk!"

by "Mom, you're messin' me up!" October 24, 2005

Hump Pillow

A pillow used during a period of intense hormone production.

Lucas didn't feel like masturbating , so he used his hump pillow.

by ronaldowaldo8.5 October 17, 2009

humpday

Wednesday. Middle of the week. The rest of the week towards friday is a downhill ride.

Thank god it's humpday - weekend starts in 2 days !

by captn jack June 20, 2005