Double Middle Finger Humping

A gesture done towards someone who does or says something very stupid or ridiclous. It invloves giving the person the finger with both hands and doing a pelvic thrusting motion at the same time. This gesture can be seem most in PARKVILLE

Dude i think they make rootbeer by putting sugar in coke!
-Ur an idiot....(Doube Middle Finger Humping)

by parkville April 7, 2005

piss humping

seizuring to the point of pissing yourself

I looked at a strobe light and started piss humping myself

by Jamie Mosshart August 24, 2010

Status Humping

A person who likes every status update you make on facebook

Girl: who is this person u like every one of her status posts? I get about 20 notices a day saying you like so and so's status.

Guy: oh just a friend from work. She's really nice.

Girl: she looks like a whore. Why do you keep status humping her?

by sxycanuck October 19, 2011

Facebook Humping

When you write messages, comment, and otherwise stalk a Facebook friend you have a major erection for, but you are not a close friend outside of Facebook.

Nancy wants to be friends with Connie in real life, but Connie doesn't want to. So, Nancy stalks Connie on Facebook, and otherwise attempts other methods of Facebook Humping.

by AnotherDudeOverThere September 12, 2011

dumper humping

Anal sex, usually performed with great force and speed.

That skank was loose as hell so I opted for a little dumper humping instead.

by santeeeeeeeeee September 19, 2012

Speed Humping

The word created for driving over speed humps way too fast in hopes of getting air. While there are very few cases reported of tires actually leaving the ground, it is still a thrill ride if you do it right.

Dude, Lets cut through Bellevue and do some speed humping!

by WatsonN April 27, 2013

speaker humping

A behavior practiced by some hardcore techno enthusiasts in Los Angeles at rave-style events at least by the mid-1990s, though it possibly originated a few years earlier.

Physical act resembling sex between a human and sound equipment consisting of bumping and grinding bass bins, mid-highs, or other hip-height sound reinforcement gear.

"Did you see those kandi kids speaker humping?" "Yeah, they practically knocked down that stack, they all were bumping into it on the beat. But that wasn't as crazy as that mosh pit got."

by Hardcore Massive Never Dies November 15, 2013