Wet Knee Houston

When you trip on a puddle in Texas, and get your legs wet.
Made famous by a round headed chimp.

I tripped on a puddle in Texas the other week and got my legs wet, that’s wet knee houston.

Karl your a maniac

by Chimpanzee That March 18, 2025

Houston honeybee

A sexual act in which a guy or girl gives a blowjob to a male they then proceed to hold the sperm in their mouth until eating out a pussy thus the woman who was eaten out becomes pregnant

Male #1:dude me and Jessica gave Melissa a Houston honeybee

Male #2: sweet!

by That_random318 January 9, 2023

Houston Elliott

Coolest muthafucka alive!

Guy 1: You ever hang out with Houston Elliott
Guy 2: Hell yeh he's the muthafuckin bomb!

by That guy that is not cool June 24, 2011

Houston

A measurement of 200 miles, about the distance from San Antonio to Houston.

I was so excited to find out we were a Houston away from getting home from this trip.

by AB365 January 16, 2022

hunter houston

A man who gets all the bitches

That dude is such a hunter houston

by Moneybagyo2 November 20, 2023

Houston Warming Circle

A group of 4 or more individuals aligned in a circle jerk, taking fentanyl, and conserving their body heat during the South Texas winter.

It's cold out, do you want to go to the Houston Warming Circle?

by dummboi January 15, 2024

Houston

1. A human being who loves watching other people have sex with his/her girlfriend

2. A human being who likes to talk about how great they are at their own sports.

Man, the way you have been acting recently... it makes me think of you like a Houston.

Trust me... you do not want to be a Houston, it is very unattractive.

by The guy on the train March 11, 2020