horgolshnot

When someone with an ugly face turns to look at you and snot comes out of their nose.

I was sitting at the bus stop yesterday when a dude with a hairy eye and a saggy oxford pulled a horgolshnot on me!!

by Sir Magnus the 3rd July 6, 2010

hormonally hijacked

An erratic state of being characterized by passing, intermittent fits and outbursts, temper tantrums or volatile mood swings, which fluctuate at regular, fairly predictable intervals and whose origin is rooted in hormonal biochemistry.

Since she's pregnant, I guess I'm supposed to forgive her for being so hormonally hijacked, but... dude, that was like The Exorcist back there.

My girlfriend's a totally cool chick the rest of the month, but man, when she's on her rag... makes me wanna leave town for a couple of days. That broad gets straight hormonally hijacked. Invasion Of The Body Snatchers-style.

You almost can't expect teenaged boys to behave as though they're thinking clearly, considering how hormonally-hijacked they become during those formative years.

by TheGoldenMuse May 12, 2010

Hormonal Chernobyl

The condition that results when a female who desperately needs to be on mood-stabilizing medication gets pregnant before being able to do so.

Her hormonal state was far past that of pms and she knew she needed head-meds. Before she could go on the head-meds she got knocked up, turning everything she came in contact with into a Hormonal Chernobyl for the next nine long months.

by LolaLaLola November 22, 2011

Hormony

Hormonal and Horny

"Have you seen Lesley today? She's very hormony."
"What's that?"
"Hormonal and Horny"

by Mar&Lesley November 1, 2016

hodson hit

when you suck on the charging port of a nicotine device (juul, vape etc)

motherfucker took a hodson hit and broke my goddamn juul.

by ratfucker8million October 21, 2019

Hornsome

Someone who at 1st is very, wholesome and makes you feel super special, only to lull you in just to hook up and then treat you like shit after, but also continue to seek attention from you and when you start to leave will be wholesome again.

He used be so nice, and now I cry everything night...

Girl he just hornsome, dump his ass.

by Cassius Diggle September 25, 2020

Horion Continued

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by Fax_Spitter January 7, 2022