Horney

The incorrect spelling of HORNY! You are such a dumb ass!

Guy 1: I am so horney
Guy 2: It's Horny, you dumbass!!

by E-JAC August 11, 2008

F/A-18 hornet

This fighter bomber is the most capable fighter plane ever built to date. It utilizes two ge 404 turbojet engines producing over thirty five thousand pounds of thrust. The first release was a yf-17, a production model which then was morphed into the F/A-18 Hornet. The plane can be launched off of catapults and land on a carrier's 5 cabel landing system. The plane has been purchased by many nations around the world, especially Canada, which bought 138 of them(CF-18's) back in the 1980's. The plane has evolved throught out the years from the yf-17 to the F/a-18 c's and d's and now the F/A-18 E/F super hornet. The technology integrated into the super hornets is very sophisticated and superior to meet any challenge.

"The F/A-18 has rendevoused with the tanker and is taking in fuel."

"The CF-18 is heading 270 at 300 knots"

by Lt. Tommy March 5, 2005

Horngry

To be hungry and have a strong lust for food.
Metaphorically speaking, for one's stomach to either get a boner or become moist.

Conversation over the phone:
"Damn I'm starving. What are you making for dinner over there?"
"We ordered a buffalo chicken pizza and 3 orders of fries"
"Aww shit girl, you getting me so horngry right now."

by foxonwheels June 21, 2009

Horness

1: the space at the end of/actual end of the small intestine left after the appendix has been removed

2: the "knot" in the vas deferens/fallopian tubes after the procedure of having your "tubes tied".

Chicken Horness

by KodeGreen August 21, 2011

Hornery

Lustful or sexually excited while unpleasant in disposition or temper.

Turned on and angry at the same time.

1. I'm hornery because I'm frustrated that I can't have sex

2. I shouldn't be aroused by that. That makes me hornery

3. After today's clusterfuck I feel so hornery, and going to take out my anger through sex/masturbation. (see: rage fap, rage fuck)

by trendy67 October 27, 2022

Hoiner

Someone who is a total jerkface. Someone who is so totally full of themselves, that even THEY know it. Basically, just a blubbering bafoon. Can also be used as a term of endearment amongst close bros.

Example #1
Bro #1: Dude, that guy is a freaking hoiner! I can't stand him!
Bro #2: I know! He is so full of himself! Let's kick the crap out of him!

Example #2
Clos Bro # 1: Dude! You are such a hoiner!
Close Bro #2: Thanks! I love you too man!

by doucheface November 27, 2015

hornyroids

An obscene level of horniness driven by a desire for male attention. Implies the use of horniness enhancing substances. Leads to requests for touching, licking, biting etc.

Wow you are out of control frisky - have you been on the hornyroids again

by cheekycherub December 11, 2016