Horsedogged

To be enthusiastic to the point of hysteria over a seemingly mundane event.

He horsedogged that sunset pretty hard.

He was absolutely horsedogging over the shape of that corn chip.

by Hateuponhateuponhate November 4, 2013

Hooked Up

Two people who are dating, usually used after the couple have kissed.

You're hooked up with Emily?

by TheStrongMan July 18, 2016

horkeydoinker

All of the family pets and the family have an orgy

That's not beastiality, that's a horkeydoinker!

by Misusedhalfdogchild February 21, 2017

horkeydoinker

All of the family pets and the family have an orgy

That's not beastiality, that's a horkeydoinker!

by Misusedhalfdogchild February 21, 2017

Honked Up

A state of drowsiness from either feeling bloated from eating a lot or from drinking your ass off last night.

Adam: Dudeeee I drank so much last night I'm all honked up

Or...

Matthew: I ate so much I'm honked up

by Chick-Fil-A June 25, 2017

Hornedom

When you are bored and horny at the same time.

Gosh, I am so hornedom here at home. Nothing to do , no one to do.

by thestellarman May 19, 2017

horsed the duck

A variation of "screwed the pooch". Visualize duck stepped on by horse.

What a screwup. He horsed the duck.

by barber of seville January 19, 2018