hitting the sauce

(N.B. not to be confused with a sauce hitter, a noun and related term

verb: being a gas wholesaler/pundit, talking intellectual sounding nonsense about any given scientific discipline, without knowing much about said discipline.

boy : Is barium chloride edible?

mother: Victor how dare you talk such nonsense when you've been educated in one of the best private schools in the country? Please stop hitting the sauce, all right? And if you're going to continue in the same vein in our relationship itself will start to hit the fan; I won't stand for it to have a sauce hitter in my house.

by Sexydimma February 13, 2014

switch hitting

When a man and a woman and another man all have sex at the same time. Woman on bottom, then man 1 penetrates her, then man 2 penetrates him. Think of it as an open faced man-sandwich.

"Daryl and his girlfriend, and their bi-curious man friend Curtis, were switch hitting last night."

by Mikey Mike McD January 11, 2006

Hitting the bag

When one buys a bag of sunflower seeds, and then proceeds to eat them.

Jesse: "Hey bro, you hitting the bag yet?"

Leighton: "Bro, I was BORN to hit the bag."

by Jesse Potter August 7, 2004

hitting the bong on the daily

When the lower class have problems they, they turn to drugs to encourage their denial.

L: So Tom when are you gonna pay your rent?

T: Yo dawg I aint got time, I'm so busy hitting the bong on the daily that I haven't even found time to wipe my filthy asshole, let alone pay the rent.

L: damn, u a nasty bitch.

by Akjohnny February 19, 2009

hitting the jiff jar

When you engage in anal sex and when you're done you pull out and find fecal matter on your penis.(Jiff as in the peanut butter.)

"Last night I was hitting the jiff jar on my girl."

by Mophis March 13, 2008

hitting ass

When you or your buddies try and smoke everything left in the bowl after its been passed around and there's nothing left but ash. Usually stoners who hit ass aren't smoked out enough and don't have enough to buy another bowl. Hitting ass may get you a tiny bit higher, but you'll also get a mouthful of tasty, black Scooby snacks.

Hitting Ass:
"Bro there's nothing left in that bowl"
"Nah man we can still hit some of that"
"Dude you aren't baked enough yet?"
"Not quite"
"Haha you must be broke as shit to be hitting that ass"

by I Am The Raccoon June 5, 2016

Hittin Different

Another common teenage slang that kids use when they’re like “holy shit!”

Person 1: *Sends video to bestfran to make fun of a bish*
Person 2: Jokingly- “damn bro that do be hittin different doe”

by DumbFatRatBitch March 1, 2020