Turd Hammock

When your ass hair is so thick it catches your turds.

Gotta shave my ass hair because I'm growing a turd hammock

by Kunnifcuckiff January 9, 2017

mechanic hammock

Mechanic hammock is the act of opening your car door and propping your feet up on said door while sitting leaned back in the seat

I'm just chilling in my mechanic hammock

by Texas_Son-1836 November 13, 2021

Poop Hammock

When a male wears a thong in reverse so that his testicles can be shown, the back of the underwear is known as the poop hammock

While Ricky was running to the bathroom, he accidentally filled up his poop hammock.

by JizzWhiz September 4, 2022

Hammocked

To be spun around in a front or backflip like motion and slammed to the ground. Similar to the “clothesline” but requires the victim be slammed down.

“Did you see that dude running along and Chuck just stuck out an arm and slammed him down?”

“Yeah man, homie got hammocked!”

by Ezekiel tha Prophet October 9, 2020

Golden Hammock Spoon

A word for when a golden retriever decides to hop into a hammock with you
Or
An imgur upvote

Aww, look at that Golden Hammock Spoon

Dude, just got me a Golden Hammock Spoon

by MerMaker June 4, 2018

Bean hammock

A racist term that is suggestive towards people of Latino descent

God, look at those bean hammocks over there. Too bad Trump is sending them back to their taco shacks:

by Bigdaddychease May 31, 2017

Puerto Rican Hammock

When two Puerto Rican men double team a girl via oral and vaginal penetration at the same time and swing her side to side while doing so

Man:”You heard Jose and Carlos did a Puerto Rican hammock on that girl from 42nd?”

by Metallicarchaea September 8, 2021