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Honey Pot

During sexy time, one consenting adult partner inserts entire hand into the other consenting adult partner's poop shoot (pot), then removes hand to lick the anal juices(honey) off of them. A nod to Winnie the Pooh.
"My husband and I tried to spice things up by honey potting each other. We've never been more in love."
"You know that bitch Dre? She tried to honey pot me the other night! She a freak."
"You know, I honey potted a hooker the other night and man, that shit was no honey. Literally. It was shit."
by Snatchtastic May 3, 2015
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Honey Mummy

An older woman who provides for younger boys/men. Similar to a Sugar Mummy, but sweeter.
Guy A: What is your milf paying for that tonite?
Guy B: Yea BRo, thats my Honey Mummy. After, we gonna go home and imma hit that throne.

Guy 1: Whoa damn! You got all this from that milf?
Guy 2: Yea Bro! thats my Honey Mummy, in return, my bee hits that hive.

A: Whoa damn! that milf is damn fine!
B: Yea Bro, I two-stone-one-bird that, thats my Honey Mummy.
by brad17 April 17, 2009
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Honey Tug

When a male gets jerked off using honey instead of lubricant.
"Hey sweetie, I ran out of lube!"

"Really? I have some honey downstairs in the kitchen....Would you like me to give you a honey tug instead?"
by HoneyTugMan March 17, 2009
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Honey roast

The opposite of roasting. When you give compliments instead of insults.
Your hair looks nice today, honey roasted. Your outfit is on fleek today love,honey roasted. You have nice earrings today, honey roasted. You have on a nice button down today, honey roasted.
by Honey roasting queen September 8, 2015
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honey muffin pumpkin pants

husband: I love you, honey muffin pumpkin pants.
wife: Don't call me that ever again.
by williamazing12 February 22, 2017
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Going full-on honey badger

To go nuts, or to become suddenly aggressive.
"We were having a nice conversation, and then he went full-on honey badger, cursing about my stance."

"They're lucky that going full-on honey badger isn't an option, because the police are watching."
by Leona Loots December 24, 2011
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honey cunt

Yeah man she has a honey cunt.
by LittleLeo22 March 24, 2013
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