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happy holidays

"Happy Holidays!" is not a politically correct way of waging War on Christmas. Absolutely not. It's an abbreviation. A time-saver. In the words of John Stewart, "Now I suppose you could say have a Merry Christmas and a happy New Year, but you probably have SHIT TO DO."
"Oh, hey! Gotta' run or I'll miss my bus. Happy holidays!"
by canonlibel December 28, 2008
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lads holiday

when you go on holiday with your 'lads' (mates) and you get smashed out of your head and bang about 50000 girls.
'our lads holiday was banging. we where smashed longer then we where sober'
by Lexxxxxxxiaaaa January 30, 2018
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Jewish Holiday

Any time that everybody gets a day off from work or school, but really have no idea why. All the Jews are meanwhile sitting in temple, praying and stuff. Then they get to eat a lot of food and get drunk. It's fun to be a Jew!
passover is fun! we get to eat matzah because we can't have bread! it's all good.
by i_<3_cOnFoRmItY! March 14, 2004
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Holiday cock

The phenomenon of ones genitalia being larger and generally more relaxed whilst on holiday, particularly in warmer climates.
"I was surprised when i went to pee today, I had holiday cock and it is freezing out"
by okeloon December 16, 2008
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Holiday boobs

Enlarged breasts due to weight gain during the holidays.
Friend: Wow - look at your awesome holiday boobs!

Friend: I know! I get them everytime I gain weight over the holidays.
by shellyboobs January 10, 2010
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holiday homework

Homework assigned over the holidays i.e the worst kind of homework that any teacher could give.
Biology Teacher: You have to do a cell poster, do this prac and a chapter test for holiday homework.
English Teacher: You have to write 700-800 words on this creative writing task.
French Teacher: You have to write a paragraph about your family and do 11 pages of your grammar book.
Me: Oh dear god please help me!
Me: *procrastinates*
Me: *has to do it at the last minute* FUUUUUUUUU
by xgirlybooknerdx May 8, 2016
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A Holiday Pounding

1.When somone finds a hot guy/girl on holiday then has sex with them.

2. Casual sex in the holidays
1.Hey man. You have a good holiday pounding?

2. hey babe. Wanna give me a holiday pounding'.
by WillTurnerMan December 7, 2009
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