heading

The ACTUAL definition of heading is heeding reading a book.

I'm heading this book from start to end possibly to my friend.

by Hercolena Oliver June 26, 2008

Hearing-AIDS

What happens when you get fucked in the ear.

George: hey man, did you hear about Charlie

Mayo: No, what happened

George: He got hearing-AIDS messin around with Gibby. He's such a chowda-head

by silverlemur December 13, 2008

Heaping Bowl of Semen

When you just took the biggest , smelliest, hottest steamiest load in a perfectly round concave cylinder. It looks just like fresh Campbell's chunky chowder soup.

" Ohh man, last night i made the tastiest heaping bowl of semen, she couldnt finish it, and threw up all over my brand new pokemon pajamas."

by Lemons. February 7, 2010

peripheral hearing

The act of having a converstaion and selectively eaves dropping on another

"yes"... I did hear what you were saying, and "no" I wasn't talking to you! My peripheral hearing was on.

by wine lady February 3, 2010

heating

The process of applying heat.

I am heating up my blanket. It will be very warm once I am finished.

by Mati April 13, 2005

Hearing the birds

Being so obsessed or engaged in a certain activity that you stay up all night, only being jolted back to reality when you hear the singing of the morning birds outside.

He played COD so long he started hearing the birds.

They were making out all night until they started hearing the birds.

by Ghost Cadet November 24, 2010

heeling it down

In a large party house full of guys, toilet paper can be scarce, forcing the inhabitants to shower off after pooping. Laziness causes the guys to poop in the shower, coining the phrase, " heeling it down", pertaining to yesterday's top ramen and taco bell.

I really hate having to poop and then take a shower afterwards. "Heeling it down" saves a lot of time.

by mister kool November 6, 2012