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Schuylkill Haven

A small town in Schuylkill County, the asscrack of Pennsylvania (Shenandoah being the asshole). This town consists of a river, a school, about 200,000 playgrounds, and a couple homes that are inhabited by poor people.
It took me 10 years to figure out the spelling of 'Schuylkill' in 'Schuylkill Haven'
by I'm a banana. April 25, 2011
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Grand Haven, Michigan

A small town in west michigan with one of the most popular beaches. Its nickname is "Coast Guard City USA" they are also know for Coast Guard festival that attracts thosands of people a year. This is a great town and alot of kids from Grand Haven High School who throw sick parties. They are also known for Basketball, Volleyball, Football, Soccer, Wrestling, and Lacrosse teams. This town is great and well worth the trip.
by vacationerGH December 9, 2013
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East Haven

a small town with nothing at all to do where pretty much every girl is a pig and has at least slept with have of the guys and given roughly a dozen blowjobs.. and there are at least two girls you know or heard of that have gotten double teamed or had a train ran on them.. lets not forget the honda civics and classic blowout.. also everyone is in everyones business and everyone has slept with and traded boyfriends/girlfriends.. every person has at least done one drug and nowadays the entire eh population has been overrun by perc 30s.. aka beans.. in other words.. east haven sucks mamaugin is full of white trash junkies and foxon thinks they are gods gift to the world when in reality they are just as bad as mamaugin with more money.. and oh yea. north branford is wannabe east haven which i cant understand why.. and o yea,, hows ya zole
east haven kid 1 - yo who got beans
eh kid 2 - idk which one of the 20 ppl that have them did u call yet?
by a proud resident.. February 20, 2010
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Haven's Sister's Vagina

A dark hole from which your penis cannot escape from and will never be seen again.
The pit from the movie "Army Of Darkness" before Bruce Campell fell in pretty much sums up Haven's Sister's Vagina
by Efren The Retarded Rabbit October 18, 2009
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Lock Haven

Located in the heart of PA. Beautiful town, Beautiful scenery. Lots of lowlife welfare pieces of shit and meth addicts. Dating the women there will surely give you STDs and they will fuck anything that moves. Cheating lying scum.
by Anonmothafucka August 10, 2016
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Havenstrite

A very competitive group of people with very high standards and expectations
Those Havenstrites always have to win

Stop being such a Havenstrite and eat your dinner

Stop being such a Havenstrite, you dont always have to win

Sometimes you dont have to play Havenstrite, you can just play for fun

Im sorry my work is not up to Havenstrite
by ßµ©¦ August 21, 2008
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Hapenshaw

A word used in the middle of an awkward silence to prevent the birth of a homosexual child somewhere in the world.
Bob: I'm bored.
Bill: Me too.
(crickets chirping)
Bob: Hapenshaw
by That one guy from canadia... December 12, 2009
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