Haitian Men

They won’t cheat on ya, will take care of u. They are super faithful. They know how to cook and will always make u happy no matter what happens. They always take care of their families when there’s something wrong, you’ll never find a better man.

Girl 1: Is he taking care of u?
Girl 2: Yea girl Haitian men are the best he always makes me happy.
Girl 1: I’m boutta get a Haitian man too!!
Girl 2: do ur thing girl they are super faithful and are incomparable.

by Widney Coma August 31, 2019

Hailing

A term used when you throw change at a slut.

"Devin was hailing so much last night!" said Lexi

by ericaiscoolerthanhaleigh July 14, 2011

Hailie Jade

Gorgeous.
Funny.
Little Lady.

Eminem's christmas baby

by L January 6, 2005

Haitian Sweep

The process of crossing over several (2+) lanes in one swift motion. This is usually done in an older, junky looking car as well but not necessarily exclusive to them.

"Did you just see that?"

"Ya, that was a proper haitian sweep."

by BlackScarab August 22, 2011

Hadiiv

Hadiiv is the god of clout and the bringer of light to the kingdom of period 2 he is all mighty and his light and bright. So bright he needs to wear his clout goggles 2.0 to protect his eyes. He is also cooler than normal Hadiv. Hadiiv will yank dat bitch weeve. He is the coolest man in the multiverse.

"Hadiiv HIT the lights."

"Bless me with your clout all moghty Hadiiv"

by Big dick Jairus boi October 1, 2018

Avatar Haiti guilt trip

What you give James Cameron when you bump into him and demand your $10 back for that shitty film and want to give it to the Haitian Earthquake relief fund.

Hey James Cameron, you a little short on cash after 12 years? Get over here so I can give you an Avatar Haiti guilt trip!

by Ford Leiden January 17, 2010

Haiti Dildo

A dildo which when turned to the "on" position sounds and feels like the Haiti earthquake to all occupants of the house. Please not that a Haiti Dildo may be heard and felt by more tha ust the occupants of the house.

Damn man that girl next door was using her Haiti dildo again. My beer almost shook right of the table!

by CVC7007 December 27, 2010