Bored mothers who converse nonsense and are easily offended. Found in chats and groups on social media.
That mommy grouper booted me for suggesting to put whisky on the babies pacifier to sooth his teeth coming in.
by Tank154 July 13, 2021
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by TollyOffender1147 September 21, 2023
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I tried to go on holiday, and I thought I found the perfect place until I tried to book it and the host turned around and tried to calendar gouge me.
by Airbnb hosts ruining airbnb May 14, 2025
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by drspellgood November 18, 2009
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After driving a taxi for years I can no longer collect stamps, its like I have been Blue Man grouped!
by Philmmaker February 20, 2011
Get the Blue Man Grouped mug.An expression meaning to do something awesome and hilarious. It stems from visitors to the Georgia Aquarium in Atlanta, Georgia trying to take pictures of them appearing to kiss large fish, usually failing and looking silly.
Remember that time Joseph Gordon-Levitt did a choreographed pratfall on SNL? He really had to Kiss the Grouper!
by GustavoS June 4, 2013
Get the Kiss the Grouper mug.Yesterday my 18-year-old sister committed self eye-gouge after hearing some messed up gen alpha song.
by Skyzlokcz January 4, 2024
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