Greek commando

A well hard Greek man who completes his national service

Stavros is a Greek commando

Greek commando by SS Schwartz November 29, 2017

Greek Dildo 

The act of shitting in an extra large condom and freezing the condom so it becomes rock solid.

Greek Man 1: Damn yo I shoved that Greek Dildo so far up my ass I saw the old Gods again!
Greek Man 2: Sheesh bro lemme get some of that (proceeds to stick it in his ass).

Greek Dildo by Penis_Doctor December 14, 2020

Greek drama

When the most exciting, dramatic scenes take place off stage, away from the audience.

Cora Crawley, Countess of Grantham: The trouble is Mary's back from London today as well. She gets in at five o'clock.
Isobel Crawley, Baroness Merton: Matthew's driving down in Lavinia's car. They won't meet on the train.
Violet Crawley, Dowager Countess of Grantham: That's a relief. I hate Greek drama. You know,
when everything happens off stage.

Greek drama by GiveretDingus July 23, 2021

Greek Suicide (NL: Griekse Zelfmoord) 

A form of suicide where the subject, dressed in a toga, by him/herself or arm in arm with other subjects, slowly walks into the ocean towards the moonlight. The subject keeps walking till he/she is completely sub surface and drowns to a slow, sweet and liberating death.

Ideally the songcover of "Creep" by Scala & Kolacny Brothers is playing in the background. For example by putting it on repeat in the subjects car, putting the car in cruise control and letting it ride into the ocean alongside the subject.

(In Dutch)
Een variant van zelfdoding waarbij het subject, getooid in een toga, alleen of arm in arm met meerdere subjecten, langzaam de zee inloopt richting de maan. Men blijft lopen tot zij volledig door het water omgeven is en een zoete, bevrijdende verdrinkingsdood sterft.

Idealiter speelt op de achtergrond de cover van het nummer "Creep" door Scala & Kolacny Brothers. Bijvoorbeeld door deze op te zetten in de auto van het betreffende subject, de auto op cruisecontrol te zetten en samen met het subject de zee in te laten rijden.

Q: "Dude, how did your carseats get this soaked?" A: "I lend it to a friend who wanted to commit a Greek Suicide."

(In Dutch)

Q: "Gasten, deze vakantie was te mooi, beter dan dit gaat het niet worden, wereld gaat naar de klote en ik heb geen zin om terug te gaan naar mijn werk. Zullen we samen, in plaats van terug naar huis te rijden, gewoon een Griekse zelfmoord doen?" A: "Is goed, ik ken wel iemand met een auto met cruise control."

Greek Suicide (NL: Griekse Zelfmoord)

Greek Suicide (NL: Griekse Zelfmoord) by Faswari August 12, 2021

greek meatball 

The act of stuffing your balls into a females anus during sexual relations.

Yo she asked me for a Greek meatball. She stuffed me in then popped em out like ping-pong balls.

greek meatball by Daddy_Bobby October 29, 2021

Greek alphabet 

A set of letters describing the Covid-19 variants

- Hey which covid's scheduled next?
- Hold on, let me check with the Greek alphabet

Greek alphabet by sudoLife November 29, 2021

Greek Guy

A YouTuber that has about 30 000 subscribers and 11 000 000 views as of September 2023. He is most famous for making "Gues the flag" videos, and the "Whopper Whopper" Burger King meme videos. Of course, he is from Greece, and his channel was created on Nov 17, 2019. He uses Filmora or Capcut for his videos and currently join these four YouTube "alliances" : Assistance Pact, Anti Toxic Pack, Neutrality Pact and MaceGreekism. His short's views are averaging about 1K - 30K views. He also has an Instagram, Discord, Patreon and Tiktok account. He currently owns five channels. He occasionally creats Skibidi Toilet videos, usually for laughter. He also recently unlocked monetiz(s)ation, and can finally make some cash off from YouTube.

Your average Greek Guy

Greek Guy by Google Tricks September 16, 2023