A penis that is covered in lubrication or saliva. Men usually have their peens greased before sex if the woman's vagina is too dry or she wants it in her ass.
It's a good thing Harold had a greasy peen when he fucked Gloria in the asshole or else she would have had a sore anus this morning.
by beerlover87 December 16, 2007
A level of noob which implies the player has been playing for a reasonable amount of time but still is quite horrible at the game.
Often used to name games which are meant to attract noobs
note: noob same as newb
Often used to name games which are meant to attract noobs
note: noob same as newb
by saladprinter January 16, 2009
Usually blonde over-processed hair, haggard facial characteristics. Money grubbing. Not well spoken, of little education. Works menial jobs as usually has criminal record i.e. Driving under the influence. Brews own wine from "Wine Kits ©". Shops at Forever 21 - oblivious to the fact that she no longer falls into age appropriate dress. Always a victim she ploys herself on the sympathies of others. Usually the only friend she has left are their own Mothers (slut apple never falls far from the slut tree). Narcisstic qualities and a chronic smokers hack coupled with social hand grenade potential she's definitely one you'll want to pass on. Also has an affinity for Goldfish.
I once dated a greasy slut.
by Sarcasmdeadgoldfish July 05, 2015
by Bobby Brooks January 11, 2005
That first lord Japanese neckbeard gave me a greasy akuma after spamming armored assists all game and then using Messatsu-Gohado Ungyo over and over while in x-factor.
by darealpumpabumpa January 10, 2012
by birdman26 January 10, 2008
While having intercourse, doggy style, place a raw hot dog weiner in the the lucky lady's anus. Continue having beautiful romantic sex while the hot dog weiner is cooked by the warmth of your girl's anus. The sweet rectum juices fill the weiner with a heavenly flavor that will make you wanna stand up and beg for buttermilk. Once you have finished having sex, remove the plump and juicy hot dog weiner. Then place it in a hot dog bun and set it aside. This tasty and special treat is best served with chili and cheese and should only be shared with your spouse or with one of your lucky unsuspecting friends. Yum!!
"Dwight wouldn't pay me the $20 bucks he owes me from the last time we went to the massage parlor so I gave that bastard a Greasy Tara"
by B Square January 21, 2008