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Gooch Gremlin

A small troll like animal that lives in a fat or obese man's gooch. Often known to feed on the sweat and hairs.
Dude,Earlier I found a gooch gremlin in my boxers,what should I do?
by Hughbert Barrcleh September 13, 2011
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Smooth gooch

To rub an erect penis against a gooch in order to smooth that gooch.
Blaine smooth gooched Liza until her gooch was as soft as gooch leather.
by ticklemypickle31 May 18, 2011
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Vulcan Gooch Grip

Adjust your fingers into the classic Vulcan configuration, with the pinky and ring finger all the way to the left and the middle and index finger all the way to the right. Approach your woman and insert two in the pink, two in the stink. Next, tighten the grip by clamping your fingers toward each other. This should completely decimate her gooch if performed with any sort of competence.
The vulcan gooch grip is the fastest way to have that cloaca that you always wanted.
by darkass November 22, 2005
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gotcha

a reply of acknowledgement, a verbal abbreviation of "I got you", which is derived from "I got what you're saying".
me: "I'm staying in tonight."
her: "why? you not feeling well?"
me: "nope. I'm cuffed."
her: "gotcha. oh well don't worry about it. I got cash. I'll be there in 5, see you soon."
me: "sweet."
by hipster January 18, 2005
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Goach

A gay coach. Usually a gay guy that you go to for well gay advice. You can ask things such as how to find the perfect guy, nearest gay bars, finding local guys to be JUST friends, etc.
"Hey, meet my goach, Scott"
"I need to call my goach"
"Anal? I'm not sure... I'll ask my goach!"
by RonGuy May 15, 2013
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gatch

"Man, his wife left him for his brother. That is gatch!"

"He got in a fight, now his face is messed up gatch!"
by Me Ahna July 20, 2005
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Gitch

Hockey players call all of their underwear Gitch. No matter if its an under shirt, compression pants, shorts, basically everything related to on and off ice training.
Yo Johny did you wash my Gitch.

I need to get some (Gitch) cause my underarmour is ripping apart.
by Wheelz101 March 26, 2011
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