goped

a giant scooter with an engine, capable of up to 60 mph, named coolest thing to have under the age of 16.

weirdo1 : WOAH! what was that thing!

weirdo2 : i dont know! its was awesomely fast!

coolo : thats a goped dumbass!

some old person : ar what was that loud noise! it woke me up just now!


coolo : its noon... shouldn't you be up by now?

some old person : i never wake up before 4 pm! im going to file a complaint!



coolo : you do that.. loser

by gopedtrailrider April 24, 2009

Gopher Holing

Okay, the art of gopher holing is where you insert your penis into a gopher's ass quickly so the sphincter can't restrict and limit the movement of your mankong. With your new gopher condom, penetrate your girlfriend in her vagina. Flick said gopher 3 times in the back of the neck to stimulate it's ass clitoris and simultaneoulsy aggravating it. Once aggravated, the gopher will begin to burrow in the vagina deeper and deeper within the uterus. After 3 minutes of gopher penetration, a new hole linking the vagina and the rectum together will be created. Congratulations! You now have a vgainal-ass hole! WARNING!! Blood loss and getting your grippers ripped is likely to ensue. Thank you, and have a good day.

Yo, man i was gopher holing this girl last night....and she died.
I just got gopher holed! Now, i can't stop pissing out of my ass!

by Meganfoxsuckedmydick April 18, 2009

gopher it

1337 way of saying Go For It.

mole 1) You think i should paint that shit?
mole 2) Gopher it nigga dont be scared.
mole 1) fasho

by ThatMoleFaSho March 11, 2008

gopher

a rich kid that pretends to be poor to seem cool like all the other druggie kids but actually has a 4.3 gpa and lives in a mansion

ann:
look at that guy shopping at juicy with his girlfriend, look he bought a $5550 shirt
bella:
but why is he so dirty and poor looking?
ann:
because he's a gopher

by iceicebaby12131231 April 29, 2007

gope

1. A slang word for turnip in south-west England.
2. An item of clothing worn about the wrist.

1. Stick those gopes in the stew
2. I'll just loosen my gope a little.

by Sazzle March 26, 2005

fluffy gopher bisquits

A pile of gopher shit...that obviously...are fluffy...like bisquits...but i wouldnt suggest easting them...unless you like that kind of stuff....which is cool with me...but im not a FRICKEN DUMBASS LIKE YOU ARE IF YOU LIKE TO EAT GOPHER SHIT!!!!!!!

ha ha ha.....loser:-D

alright who ate all my fluffy gopher bisquits!?!?!?!?!?!?!

by Godaga Mccalister November 25, 2006

Gopheriotituous

gopheriotituous: word derived from the land of Tewninog meaning cool

"Wow, man! That was really gopheriotituous!"

by Gopher Man October 8, 2008