goonard

Someone who is an idiot; a fool

You goonard! You've got your pants on backwards!

by Harry McBungus October 11, 2006

Goon Shower

An Australian term describing the act of having a cheap cask of wine above ones head (either held by ones self or an individual known as the squirter) and squirting the contents into ones open mouth for a prolonged period of time, with such contents often pouring onto the face, clothes and hair, thus it is regarded as a shower of goon

Mike had a goon shower during the party

by Paul Turner December 8, 2007

Goon Foosball

Game played at Monash Uni in Melbourne, Australia where you take a shot of goon every time the other player scores on you in Foosball. This continues until the box of goon is gone or someone vomits.

Why are you so drunk right now?

I just lost at "Goon Foosball"!

by HebrewHammer1234 July 25, 2010

Goon pig

To have a preference towards drinking goon(a cheap casket wine). An extension of this is goon piging it up when your not a regular goon drinker and your low on funds so you decide to drink goon.

Your drinking goon again, you are a goon pig.

I got no cash we'll have to goon pig it up.

by Moses111 October 16, 2010

goonan

A goonan has a big dick.

Wow you must have a goonan.

by GlauDiablo December 15, 2016

Davey Goodtimes

A dropshot of tequila in redbull..

We give davey goodtimes to women, to get them to do things they would not do sober.

by elpresidentez March 9, 2010

Goon

Generally slow witted, or goofy.

Also of either poor quality in character, dress, or personality

Wanna go hang out with Loui?

No man, that kid's such a goon.

by sowingwildoats June 15, 2003