Sass Gland

A gland near your pancreas about the size of a potato that controls your sass.
When you're extra sassy, your sass gland is seeping.

Sam: Hey Tipper, have you talked to Marcia yet today?

Tipper: Yeah! She's extra sassy today...her Sass Gland must be seeping!

by SMC42 October 14, 2011

Piturity Gland

A slimeball lodged in peoples' brains to brainwash them when they become adults.

Grown-ups use their piturity glands to sacrifice their practicallness for height.

by TanooKirby May 17, 2003

intently glancing

when someone pretends to glance to look at what you are writing or have written in an instant messenger session but is actually GLANCING very intently and has read EVERYTHING you have said

The creepy old man was INTENTLY GLANCING at my i.m. when i was chatting.

by Riter January 21, 2006

monkey glands

1. Testicles
2. The qualities usually associated with masculinity or "balls": courage, toughness, agressiveness, etc.

1. If my biatch catched me out huntin' pussy with you foos she cut off my monkey glands.

2. Dude, grow some monkey glands! My little sister would drop in on this ramp.

by 6079 Smith W March 24, 2005

niggie gland

Niggie gland are the little black person living in the back of a humans brain telling you to take the dollas.

My niggie gland are talking give me all your money

by ThatPersonYouLove April 2, 2014

Glandsburging

A person who tends to hang out by himself or is forced to hang out by himself. A lunch pack may or may not be involved. This also refers to a person who locks himself in his room to smoke. Also may involve a constant pattern of afternoon sleeping instead of doing other activities.

Matt is Glandsburging again. OR: I havent seen Lyle in a long time is he Glandsburging again?

by Boris Stevenson April 3, 2009

Glansberging

The act of dining out alone. Referring to the cult classic film Superbad.

I saw Jerry Glansberging it at IHOP today.

by SGlansberg1776 July 28, 2014