poo goblins

Magical creatures that come in the night to remove poo from your girlfriend, because obviously girls don't poo. That would be gross.

Girlfriend: Oh babe I think I have to go number two.
Boyfriend: Not possible. What's wrong your poo goblins on vacation or something?

by Scout was fat. September 27, 2012

Sun Goblin

A derogatory word for arabs meaning: Small, ulgly, vicious creatures of a sunny land.

xlunatic is a worthless sun goblin.

by Plareplane August 22, 2008

Ass Goblins

Little creatures that live in your butt who come out at night to steal or hide things on you.

The ass goblins stole my Anthropology paper!

by sheryl May 11, 2003

Slob Goblin

(n.) term referring to a promiscuous female. One who enjoys performing fellatio on as many boners as possible.

Arlene is a Slob Goblin. She'll give you a nice slob job and drive you to Taco Bell and buy you a snack.

by Nedward December 28, 2005

twat goblin

a miniature goblin that resides in the vagina like an evil two legged tape worm. it's attracted to the stinky smell of fish. it also likes to stay in the dark. lastly, it woks as a living tampon as it sucks the blood from the girl's vagina.

Jerry put his penis inside her vagina and it came out half eaten because the twat goblin was hungry.

by jnnjnjununoonno May 24, 2007

fart goblin

n. generic insult meaning any stupid individual. It has it origins in Mike Judge's siminal cartoon "Beavis and Butthead". See also "Fart Knocker", "Ass Munch", and "Dillweed/ Dill Hole".

Shut up, fart goblin.

by Psycho Miko May 6, 2006

goblin cave

The dwelling of someone who avoids leaving the house unless absolutely necessary. Typically binges on netflix, plays video games, and orders delivery even though the restaurant is right around the corner.

You need to get out of your goblin cave once in a while!

by Theoriginald September 30, 2020