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shut your goat mouth

Shut up but with more force.

The alternative is shut your trout mouth
-Annoying person is talking

You say:
"You shut your GOAT mouth" OR
"You shut your TROUT mouth"
by SIUeeeeeee June 30, 2009
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Grates my goat

A phrase which means to 'annoy' 'irritate' or which shows a general dislike. Another version of Grates my cheese.
"You know what grates my goat? That guy at work who eats like a horse."
by Danjanon July 21, 2009
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Sauce the Goat

To pick-up an Ugly person when highly intoxicated.
Billy sure did sauce the goat last night.

"Wow boy's I almost sauced the goat last night"
by Dalhousie's finest November 22, 2009
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diamond in a goat's ass

Someplace or something very beautiful hidden or masked by something ugly.
Their studio was in the middle of a run-down warehouse but when you got inside it just opened up into this amazing space... it's like a diamond in a goat's ass.
by Original Artfag May 3, 2015
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goatfucker

a person who has a bad reputation for one (at least partly) excusable vice or bad deed, in spite of having several virtues, or having performed several good deeds.
As in the following joke:
An old man walks into a pub in Scottland, his feet shuffling, his back bent. He drags himself onto a stool and orders a beer. Placing the full glass in front of him, the bartender inquires upon his sad face.
The man answers with a smoky and trembling voice and a Scottish accent:
Ah, tell ya man! This pub, this very pub we're just sitting in. I built it, with me own hands! But do they call me the Pubmaker? Naa! See the wall over there, that protects our town? I built it, with me own hands! But do they call me the Wallmaker? And the bridge, you know, that crosses our river, I built it, with me own hands! But do they call me the Bridgemaker?
But I tell ya, man! YOU FUCK ONE GOAT!
by Thomas Liebsch September 16, 2005
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pocket goat

a mythical creature that appears during long drives. It's a cute little critter that takes residence in your pocket. Is it real?
Goats are cute and pockets are handy, so why wouldn't you want a goat in your pocket; a pocket goat.
by Bleeeeeeaaat... February 5, 2009
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Mountain Goating

The act of two straight males that are naked with raging hard ons running at eachother and banging their dick heads together. If any body part touches other than the the two dick heads it's considered homosexual.
Stevey and Frank went mountain goating to win over the Russian whores heart.
by Fletcher cocks January 18, 2017
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