Top Gear Fail

When something is so terrible as to be equivocal to Top Gear America; it is a "top gear fail."

Meghan's attempt at cooking dinner was so terribly inedible it was nothing short of a top gear fail.

by P&R2010 March 19, 2011

christmas gear

The new clothes that people wear that they recieved for the holidays. Usually worn the first week in January and is recognized by the new clothes smell and creases left from being folded in boxes since Thanksgiving.

Steve wore his Christmas gear on his first day back from winter break and all the cool kids teased him for his shoes.

by Fatbox January 4, 2006

Gear

A word to describe drugs such as cocaine, heroin etc.

Skinner: Do you have any gear on you need a tick

Victor: Na sorry pal gettin heavy gear next month

by Hit me up for whopper gear June 9, 2019

gleard

To have your urethra glued shut in your sleep by your neighbour

I really, really needed to piss, but i had been gleard by my neighbour, Darren

by Maidenfull March 8, 2022

Gears Boner

When you successfully destroy an enemy team by yourself as the last player standing in GEARS OF WAR!!!

Example:
Josh: Oh no, there goes Jon again with his Gears Boner...
Jon: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jon: OMG BRO I KILLED EM ALL

by Lord JONTON June 6, 2018

Gearing up for smallies

Gearing up for smallies simply means you are doing everything in your power to get the inside advantage on catching long dong small mouth bass. This is not limited to- buying OD rats, buying Baby FishEverything haters, buying split ring pliers from your local Walmart at 11 o’clock pm and or slapping so many slaps on your fishing vessel of choice that you nearly double it’s resale value.

“ Hey Philip, you want to go fish for some bass?”

“Ya Adrian!”

“Phil what’s taking so long?”

“Sorry man been Gearing up for smallies, you know how long that can take.”

“Oh my bad Phil, ya I understand that.”

by IheartbASS October 23, 2019

Glarded

In reference to the handling/state of funds. Glarded funds cannot be put into a grapolated account, though this account type does offer many advantages.

I am sorry, my account cannot receive these funds as they are glarded, you may need to send money to my other bank.

by Pyxciel June 6, 2021